What's a great road trip without a CAR CHASE!!! Holy shit ya'll, Candace  blows Jeff's mind AGAIN!  This is the Cannonball Run of episodes!  This one is almost as sexy as Burt Reynolds! Don't worry, we don't go out like Thelma and Louise!  SPOILER ALERT: we stop by PIZZA INN at the end.  

Hop in weirdos! We're headed to the rough, mosquito infested swamp lands of Harrisburg, Illinois.  Whats 8 feet long, 4 feet high, and has a nose like and anteater? Get ready to have a not quit so Bigfoot experience but not to worry, its still big, hairy, and smelly. Just like you weirdos like it! Bonus points if you know the word, *micropolitan*! 

Join us as we cross the mighty Mississippi! We're going to Alton Illinois. Some say, "the world's most haunted town".  We'll hang out in an old, haunted church, meet the wold's tallest man and discover that some ghosts have an odor.  You'll also find out why Jeff is not allowed to driver more than 30 minutes at a time.   Never fear, Candace will be introducing our new playlist that we can all add songs to!

Hop in the ol' rusty bucket as Candace and Jeff head down Zombie Road. They'll bump into Bubble heads, the drawn and quartered Molly Crenshaw, visit THE exorcist house,  all while jauntily headed to the 7 gates of hell!   Come on, we promise it'll be fun, if we make it out alive...

We've hopped out of the ol' rusty bucket in Jeff's old stomping grounds Kansas CIty!  This place is so Spooktacular we had to do a second episode!  Candace is up to her usual "did you know" tricks as we explore old buildings, old timey social media fights and even a burlesque show! 

Join Candace and Jeff as they rediscover Jeff's old stomping grounds! We'll meet Frank "Jelly" Nash, a bell hop that, um, kinda missed the elevator, and we'lll visit the John Wornall house and discover that a whole lotta shit has gone down in KC!     

Jump in the car weirdos! We're headed to the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City, otherwise known as "Jeff City" - no really! Join us as we explore the haunted halls, slightly tornado damaged grounds, Cell Block 4,  and a pauper's cemetery under a parking lot.  Jeff will ask questions like "they stopped public hangings when?" Not to worry, Candace has all the factoids!    It's a Jeff City riot, featuring John "Firebug" Johnston, a ghost named Fast Jack and possibly an appearance by Gary Busey.   Are there other spooky shows out there? Sure, but we have bedazzled Ouija Boards!

Join this episode as Candace and Jeff eat left over Halloween candy and drink canned wine. Together they channel their inner Joan Mills and Mary Ryan as they find out who stole Mary's peanut butter sandwich! Along the way we'll meet a gentlemen named Harrison who probably shouldn't have quit his day job.  We'll learn the difference between he went "that way" and he went "that-a-way". We'll also discover that while Bigfoot does not whirl when making an exit, MoMo just might! 

It's a packed house at Pizza Inn tonight! Are you Team Bigfoot or Team UFO?  Grab you Multi Pass folks, this one's got aliens, everyone's favorite cryptid, and secret meetings at Jeff's favorite pizza place!  Not to mention a tanning bed and Fabio! Fabio! Fabio! Stick around until the end on this one and you will hear the actual sound of Jeff's mind exploding!  Also, does anyone know what the plural of Bigfoot is?  Seriously...anyone? 

We're back again! This time we've pulled over at the Kendrick House in Carthage Missouri. Candace drinks a judgement impairment drink as we gather around the bloody kitchen table for snacks and spooky stories of a ghost named Carrot?  Hey, who is that guy staring at us from that house out back?  What do you get when you mix spooky and goofy? Pretty much this episode. Enjoy as we present our artistic libations...er, liberties.