Nothing Gained Nothing Ventured
Nothing Gained Nothing Ventured
AllisonVirgil
Have you ever been going through your day and something absolutely absurd happens but no one else is reacting to the absurdity? So now you're left wondering "is anyone else seeing this sh*t?" Well rest assured, Allison and Virgil are seeing that sh*t too and it's f***ing weird. Join Allison and Virgil as they explore the everyday absurd. Worst case scenario...you learned nothing, ventured nothing, gained nothing. This is Nothing Gained Nothing Ventured with Allison and Virgil.
Episode 4: Come to the Yard, Daddy's Got the Plague Bucket Ready.
This week Allison and Virgil join you live from quarantine to remind you to keep at least 3 months rent stuffed in a dirty manilla envelope underneath your matress at all times, in case of virus. They take a deep dive into the O.G. Pandemic, the Bubonic Plague and discuss the meteoric rise of an obnoxious teenage Nostradamus who was revolutionary enough to suggest that people not drink poo water. Finally we watch episode four of everyone's favorite pod based love show. So grab your potpurri fill creepy bird masks and settle into quarantine. This is Nothing Gained Nothing Ventured Episode 4
Mar 23, 2020
37 min
Nothing Gained Nothing Ventured Episode 3 The Sedona Cocaine Vortexes Will Heal The Earth
This week Allison and Virgil tackle the pandemic, literally, especially if it keeps messing with Tom Hanks. They discuss the one true cure for the virus, mass amounts of cocaine and sedona vortexes. They discuss the senior citizen Jessica as she finds a fun sized love in Mark. And they ponder why no one has spayed or nuetered Barnett. Did no one listen to Bob Barker? Get your toilet paper ready, because this is Nothing Gained Nothing Venture episode 3
Mar 15, 2020
32 min
Nothing Gained Nothing Ventured: Episode 2: For me, it's Barnett or Bust.
"This week Allison and Virgil inspire their followers to reignite the search for the missing Malaysia Airliner of 2012, they hang out with Geraldo Rivera in Al Capone's Mob Cave, question whether or not they can trust Carlton's beard, and discuss the Great Depression era delicacy, old turkey skin shoes." Enjoy like and subscribe!
Mar 8, 2020
54 min
Nothing Gained Nothing Ventured: Episode 1: Nick Lachey is the Stephen Hawking of Pop Music
In this episode Allison and Virgil talk about the Netflix show love is blind and discuss, Barnett the golden retriever human hybrid, Jessica the 34 year old senior citizen, Carlton's love for human hearts, and Cameron the non scientist scientist's scientist. Watch this or we'll smash a glass over the sink and cut your face.
Feb 29, 2020
37 min