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Welcome to Not Serious. A comedic series. Topics include “Food Delivery Apps”, “Star Wars” and many more. This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.
A Nightmare on July 4th: A Short, Patriotic, Horror Comedy Production by Not Serious
Not Serious documents a chilling nightmare that takes place while gathering with family and friends. On The 4th of July! Too many relationships in one room, multiple passive-aggressive chemistries, cliques, and even the same people bragging about the same thing year after year after year after year after year!  There are never enough new things to talk about, so it never takes long for an outbreak of the recycled, patchwork quilt of topics for conversation that have gotten old for everyone! Is it really about celebrating the country and the sacrifices made to make it happen, or is it about a certain someone showing off and bragging to the siblings, cousins, and in-laws? A drink or two can make some things better at least.  Nightmares that happen on holidays, such as the 4th, are NOT a serious subject. But the 4th itself is.  This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.                                                                                                                                                                                      Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order): The McPoyle Twins  IKEA Wikipedia Page  Sigma Chi Wikipedia Page  Beer Pong Wikipedia Page  20 Best July 4th Fireworks Shows in America  This episode features no sound effects  This episode features no Intro Music or Outro Music                                                                                                                                                                                      This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. All Links to Follow Can Be Found Here: Official Website
Jul 4, 2021
2 min
Not Serious About Dad Jokes: Dad Jokes Must Die (And A Desperate Escape)!
Not Serious shows just how bad the dreaded family dinner, or any situation, can get, and how desperate one can be to retreat, when Dad Jokes make it just too unbearable.  I would take The Love Guru, Vogon Poetry, and the worst American Idol contestants over Dad Jokes any day.  “Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe” and “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear” are two of the better ones, for the sole reason that they follow the setup-punchline format. Most don’t. If you think those two were awful, just wait for the bad puns followed by renditions and botched impersonations of sitcom characters.  Don’t worry. I won’t go that far. I’m not that cruel.  Dad Jokes are NOT a serious subject.  This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.                                                                                                                                                                                      Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order): Vogon Poetry (Video)  Vogon Poetry (Fandom)  Vogon Poetry (Written)  The Love Guru (2008) - IMDb  Top 10 Worst American Idol Auditions of All Time  SEAL Team Six Wikipedia Page  Alec Baldwin SNL Fandom  Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) - IMDb  Shakey's Pizza Wikipedia Page  Subway (restaurant) Wikipedia Page    This episode features no sound effects  This episode features no Intro Music or Outro Music                                                                                                                                                                                    This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. All Links to Follow Can Be Found Here: Official Website
Jun 29, 2021
3 min
Not Serious About Cycling!
Not Serious takes on Cycling.  If the pros in this sport don’t do too many PED’s, who does? To every group of Cyclists who takes up space outside of the bike lane instead of lining up 1 by 1: there is a future Darwin Award awaiting one of you!   Cycling is NOT a serious subject. This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.  Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order): Mark Hamill tried to warn us  NASCAR  Formula 1  Lewis Hamilton Wikipedia Page  Denny Hamlin Wikipedia Page  Chad Chet Kyle Tanner  The Bachelorette (TV Series 2003-) - IMDb  Naked and Afraid Wikipedia Page  Survivor (American TV series) Wikipedia Page  Ryan Braun Wikipedia Page  Sammy Sosa Wikipedia Page  Mark McGwire Wikipedia Page  Barry Bonds Wikipedia Page  Official website of Tour de France 2021  Little League World Series Wikipedia Page  Usain Bolt Wikipedia Page  7-Eleven Wikipedia Page  1997 Previa  Geo Metro Wikipedia Page  Chevrolet  Toyota Prius Wikipedia Page  Lord of the Flies Wikipedia Page  Cycling Pub Crawl  List of Jersey Shore episodes Wikipedia Page  Reddit: European Ice Hockey Jerseys  All Sound Effects Come From This Website  The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA  This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. All Links to Follow Can Be Found Here: Official Website
Jun 23, 2021
14 min
Not Serious About Marvel!
Not Serious takes on something that will never end: Marvel Movies & Shows.   The 5th Phase has been announced, and that will also be part of MCU’s equivalent of the Silent Film Era. This thing’s just getting started.  Action figures and comic books have taken on lives of their own. On the screen. Maybe it's because adults who hate their jobs and/or lives need to watch superheroes triumph over evil to stay sane? But these Mad Libs are so predictable! There’s better escapism!  Marvel Movies & Shows are NOT a serious subject.  This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.   Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order):  Mad Libs Wikipedia Page Alternative versions of Spider-Man Wikipedia Page  Glass (2019) - IMDb  All Star Trek Films  Blade (franchise) Wikipedia Page  Every New MCU Superhero Team Marvel Has Already Secretly Started Casting  Hobbs & Shaw Wikipedia Page  List of Marvel Cinematic Universe films Wikipedia Page  List of Upcoming Marvel Movie - Rotten Tomatoes  15 Most Useless Superheroes in the Marvel Universe  How Many Superhero Movies Can Marvel Have?  All Star Wars Movies  All Marvel Characters - Marvel.com  20 Characters That Will Never Be On Screen (2018)  30 Marvel Superheroes That Need to Join the MCU (2019)   Justin Bieber Wikipedia Page  Harry Styles Wikipedia Page  Reno 911! (TV Series 2003– ) - IMDb   Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) - Rotten Tomatoes  Marvel's Funniest Characters  All Sound Effects Come From This Website  The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. All Links to Follow Can Be Found Here: Official Website
Jun 10, 2021
13 min
Not Serious About VR!
Not Serious takes on the ultimate escape from the real world: VR. But it hasn’t really caught on like it was supposed to. I wonder why?   You’re wearing the bulky goggles, seeing a virtual beach, it gets close to feeling real – just for a second – until you smell something, and that’s when it’s all over: there’s a reason that sandy beach feels like your bathroom’s shag carpeting and smells like your bathroom, too. That’s no beach.Is VR any more real than that dream you had last night? No. And sleeping is free. VR isn’t. VR is NOT a serious subject. This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.  Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order):Milwaukee Brewers Wikipedia Page Wanna Get Away? Aliens (1986) - IMDb A Theme Park VR Ride SVG: People Who Got Seriously Hurt Playing VR Games 21 Industries Using VR Cancun The Cupboard Under The Stairs Neil Armstrong Wikipedia Page Little Caesars Wikipedia Page Colorado Springs, CO - Zillow Master Chief (Halo) Wikipedia Page Lewis Hamilton Wikipedia Page Charlie Brown Wikipedia Page List of Jersey Shore episodes US Weekly McMansions American Eagle Wikipedia Page All Sound Effects Come From This Website The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. All Links to Follow Can Be Found Here: Official Website
May 28, 2021
13 min
Not Serious About Social Media Apps OR Their Romantic Spinoffs, Dating Apps!
Not Serious takes on Social Media and Dating Apps. Like, Share, Comment, Follow! While you were checking for updates from your favorite celeb on your feed, guess who just walked by? That’s right. And they just got into their Uber. Better luck next time! While you were busy okCupid dating over Zoom, your cousin met his future wife while on a vacation to Cancun.   How important are your Friends and Followers really? “5 Likes Is A Lot”, remember? You going viral is NOT a serious subject. This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.  Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order):Shock Top Beers Bayerische Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephan Wikipedia Page "Mark Hamill Tried To Warn Us" by Jar Jar Abrams Sleepless In Seattle Wikipedia Page Spirit Airlines Official Website   A Beachside Motel in Myrtle Beach The Wedding Singer (1998) - IMDb Burger King Instagram Page John Wall On Twitter Twitter I'm In A Glass House! Muse (band) Wikipedia Page Dating App Article on WIRED   The Waterboy (1998) - IMDb Little Nicky (2000) - IMDb Martin (TV Series 1992-1997) - IMDb Adam Sandler City of Des Moines, IA - Official Website All Sound Effects Come From This Website The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. All Links to Follow Can Be Found Here: Official Website
May 15, 2021
16 min
Not Serious About Fitness: The Shake Weight, Bowflex, Fitness Mirrors, Oh My! (And There's Much More Here, Too!)
Not Serious takes on Fitness. Not jogging, lifting weights, or playing sports. The other Fitness. The nonsense that enters our lives during The Holiday Season and leaves just in time for us to party on St. Patty’s Day: Trendy Fitness.  Some examples include The Shake Weight, Weight Loss Pills, and, The Fitness Mirror. If you aren’t done with that mirror yet, you will be when the next fad comes along, or when you realize that everything on that mirror is also on YouTube. Yesterday’s trendy workout gear, along with those DVD’s you forgot about, is NOT a serious subject. This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.                                                                                                                                                                                      Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order): 20 80's One Hit Wonders Racewalking Wikipedia Page Mount Everest Wikipedia Page "Speak Wookiee To Me" T-Shirt Second & San Carlos Parking Garage - San Jose, CA - YELP SyFy Opinion Article on The Digimon Fad Dog Time: Siberian Husky Dog Breed Men's Journal: The 25 Biggest Fitness Fads of All Time 10 Famous Fads of the 2000s That Time Has Almost Forgotten Avalanche Sharks (2014) - IMDb Venice Beach - Official Website Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws (2015) - IMDb Official website of Tour de France 2021 All Sound Effects Come From This Website The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA  This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. All Links to Follow Can Be Found Here: Official Website Not Serious celebrates its recent acceptance to Pandora!
May 3, 2021
9 min
Not Serious About Influencers!
Not Serious takes on Social Media’s A, B, C, & D Lists, otherwise known as Influencers.  Can you describe their act? Money For Nothing And Photoshop To Thank. Talent? None.  Influencers are NOT a serious subject.  This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.                                                                                                                                                                                      Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order): The Shard Wikipedia Page Sydney Opera House TripAdvisor Chipotle - Denver, CO (ORIGINAL LOCATION) - YELP Silverback Gorilla Tours in Uganda Sardinia Wikipedia Page Tinder Colgate Wikipedia Page Tom Hanks IMDb Arnold Schwarzenegger Wikipedia Page The Sims Wikipedia Page Second Life Wikipedia Page All Sound Effects Come From This Website The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA Deadpool (2016) - IMDb Ferrari - Official Website Fiji Wikipedia Page Malibu, California - Official Website Omaha, Nebraska - Official Website Oreos  This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. Links to All Platforms Can Be Found Here: Official WebsiteNot Serious celebrates its recent acceptance to Amazon Music!
Apr 22, 2021
11 min
Not Serious About Online Reviews: Give These Reviewers What They Deserve!
Not Serious takes on the nonsense behind Online Reviews. 5 Stars, 1 Star, or “I Wish ZERO was an Option but It’s NOT”, these blog posts put the reviewer at the center of the universe, and like a bad sports league, there’s a Big 3: Yelp, Google, TripAdvisor.  Your anger at the bus will not shake the world.   This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.                                                                                                                                                                                     Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order): How The Yelp Elite Can Get Paid Reddit: Yelp Elite How To Become a Local Guide My Super Sweet 16 Wikipedia Page Popeye's La Brea Mapquest McDonald's: 1421 Prospect Ave, Kansas City, MO San Diego Panda Express TripAdvisor Minami TripAdvisor Top 7 Sushi Places in Vancouver: Vancouver Sun Sam's No. 3 TripAdvisor La Victoria Taqueria TripAdvisor Peet's Coffee - PDX - YELP Chipotle - Birmingham, AL - YELP All Sound Effects Come From This Website The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA The Beverly Hilton Parent Company of the "Fresno Comfort Inn"  This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current cultural references are for the sake of humor only. Links to All Platforms featuring Not Serious Can Be Found Here: Official Website
Apr 17, 2021
20 min
Not Serious About Food Delivery Apps!
Not Serious takes on the convenience and comfort of getting every type of cuisine delivered to you. Shockingly, decreasing the effort behind obtaining subsistence doesn’t come cheap! And does Not Serious do nothing but talk about money? Of course not!  Get ready to hear some great stories as well!  The front door will not be open for serious subjects. This is NOT to be taken seriously. This is Not Serious.                                                                                                                                                            Some additional material for this episode (In No Particular Order):Calgary Stampede NPR: 1 In 4 Food Delivery Drivers Admit To Eating Your Food Up to 91% More Expensive! - New York Times Fat Bastard (Austin Powers Villain) Wikipedia Page Texas Longhorns vs San Jose State Spartans Golden State Warriors The Most Obnoxious Starbucks Drink Orders The Office IMDb Famous Dave's The Vagina Monologues Wikipedia Page All Sound Effects Come From This Website The Intro & Outro Music for This Episode Comes from the FMA Learn More about the Denver Metro Area 1994 Toyota Tercel Wikipedia Page Tinker Bell Wikipedia Page Wal-Mart on Black Friday Michelin Stars Deliveroo April Fool's Joke Backfires in France This podcast currently features no paid sponsorships, partnerships, advertisements, or monetization of any kind. All current references are for the sake of humor only. Links to All Platforms Featuring Not Serious Can Be Found Here: Official Website
Apr 10, 2021
19 min
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