<p>15 attempts in, Patrik and Paul finally figure out how to record and upload a podcast, welcoming themselves to the world of broadcasting not with a bang, but with a lot of whining. </p>

Episode 1? : "NOT REALLY DIVINE"

NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss. 
Designers, drag queens, performers, and pop stars will convene to prove that when it comes to life, love, and the pursuit of artistry, there's NOT REALLY a rulebook.