NOT REALLY
NOT REALLY
Paul & Patrik
NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss. Designers, drag queens, performers, and pop stars will convene to prove that when it comes to life, love, and the pursuit of artistry, there's NOT REALLY a rulebook.
6. "Not Really Hyped (w/ Leia Jospe)"
We stare across the killing fields of our social media profiles past: Diaryland, Livejournal, Makeoutclub, Neopets, Friendster, MySpace, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Vine... to arrive at hell on earth: Tik Tok. Leia Jospe, curator of @favetiktoks420 joins us to discuss these frontiers as well as Netflix's new Hype House reality series, Hulu's The D'Amelio Show, and more.   Today's theme: "Tick Tock" by Death In June
Jan 13, 2022
1 hr 32 min
5. "Not Really The Master (w Anna Khachiyan)" *Teaser*
Anna Khachiyan drops in to review Hillary Clinton's new MasterClass in being a loser.  You can support Anna by going to patreon.com/redscare !  Today's theme: "Credit in the Straight World" by Hole
Dec 15, 2021
3 min
4. "Not Really Italian (Teaser)"
It's quality over quantity, people. And this episode is double-stuffed: we review House of Gucci, talk about how Best Actress is turning into Snatch Game, weigh in on the Jussie and Ghislaine trials, touch on the cishet male drag queen heard round the world, get back to our pop-punk roots, spin our wheels about fashion and appropriation, discuss the loss of Virgil Abloh, grapple with the epidemic of bad-faith criticism, and come to the conclusion that if you aren't controversial you probably aren't doing it right. Oh, and we kind of get sidetracked by Lucille Ball which is a thing that happens to gay guys.   End of Year Wrap-Up Pod Hotline: send us your burning questions or requests in the comments, DMs, and by calling 347-709-2704. Today's theme: "Down4ever" by Money
Dec 9, 2021
3 min
3. "Not Really Neoprene (Teaser)"
Parentally supervised Beverly Hills sex parties, neoprene peplums on the Parisian runways, pseudoinflammatory standup specials on Netflix, the absence of a Twitter void, suicide glam, the wrong shoes, Balenciaga Simpsons, Bottega pussy, mondo Italiano, Sherry Pie's jailbreak and crime spree across Gotham City, gay tabloids, being misquoted in the press, Angelyne's personality disorder, reptilian diets, Ferrari trunk retail, Tammy Faye and Tony Soprano, and a bullet right through Livia's bouffant on the New Jersey turnpike. MENTION IT ALL!  Today's theme is "Souvenir (Demo)" by Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally 
Oct 10, 2021
7 min
2. "Not Really Implicated (Teaser)"
Azealia Banks bringing the NYC floods, Channing Tatum's makeover, gay style, the summer in bad movies, Erika Jayne's breathtaking descent into hell, the most diabolical Housewives, the Lewinsky scandal, and just a regular old catchup with just us squirrelfriends.  For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally Today's theme: "Leave Out (ft. LEECH and Ian Isiah)" by Anonymous Club
Sep 3, 2021
3 min
1. "But Actually Wigstock (Teaser)"
Welcome to season 2, it's literally a riot. We discuss the new HBO rock doc Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage and get into all the absurd contradictions that make it a fascinating watch. We also get into bad faith criticism, woke revisionism, where we would have more likely been that same summer, which artists are NOT included, and everything else with special guest Heather Jewett.   Subscribe to Heather's patreon, Bimbo Summit at https://www.patreon.com/heatherjewett/ Watch her IG lives @hurrrjurrr and follow her twitter @bimbosummit
Aug 4, 2021
4 min
100. "Not Really The Season Finale"
The long-awaited season finale of Not Really.  For more, go to patreon.com/notreally  
Jul 22, 2021
1 hr 38 min
98. "But Actually Choir Boys ***TEASER***"
Oprah's disembodied netherworld, Elliot with one T, choir boys on cruise ships, gastric bypass surgery, Demi Lovato's struggles, prestige television, the Oscars, etc.! Check out Patrik on two other podcasts this week, Sexy Unique Podcast and Dial #Dan.  Today's theme: "Rowdy Friends" by Choir Boy (Hank Williams Jr. cover) Subscribe at patreon.com/notreally for the full episode! 
May 3, 2021
2 min
96. "Not Really Autoplay"
We talk about America's America problem, Great Britain's Great Britain problem, and the whole fucking problem with the stupid fucking world.  Plus: Paul breaks his silence on his replacement best friend Anna Delvey.  Today's theme: "Someone's Calling" by Modern English Sign up at patreon.com/notreally for bonus episodes including our recent ep with Sky Ferreira! 
Mar 19, 2021
1 hr 11 min
95. "But Actually Baby One More Time (w/ Sky Ferreira) **TRAILER**"
Sky Ferreira is back to talk about growing up in proximity to the Jacksons, Star Search, MTV's Total Request Live, boy bands, contemporary pop lore, young Hollywood misadventures, presents from Taylor Swift, writing songs for undisclosed pop divas, the Swedish sound factory, and all things Britney Spears. Plus: Lindsay Lohan dressed as Elizabeth Taylor wielding a gun at the Chateau Marmont.   Today's theme: "Anticipating" by Britney Spears   FOR THE FULL EPISODE, SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon at patreon.com/notreally!   
Mar 5, 2021
4 min
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