Local news this week that is very close to home, the thieving b*stards!! We say a farewell to the greatest Bond and also a serial killer from the classic period, dogs shooting owners, haunted building sites and other massive stories!!

Episode 14 tackling the seriously important news that you haven't ever heard of.  Pervy  builders, baby reveals that are truly out of control, problems with massive tumble driers and a local news to turn your stomach.

Episode 13 Halloween special, some banging spooky news this week covering all things a bit supernatural. Can you marry a ghost? Malaysian school hauntings, unwiped back passages!!!

This weeks news catch up is a varied beast. Lunatics deciding they need more than one wife, chihuahua's dumping in front gardens, crazy people naming kids and mental people deciding to freeze their undead family members!

Episode 11, we're going in hard on this one. Big b level news, seagull's bullying the old and venerable, nanny's dropping bombs onto car parks, kids mistaking lube for hand sanitizer and Bong Thet's massive bloody leg!! Also a new outro tune sorted by...

We got some big ole news for you this week!! Cows squatting in houses, Andi Peters secret income, American dog whispers who have lost the secret touch and is the Rock really that strong.

Massively long episode title this week but we just don't care!! Big news this week, stolen teeth given to the Royals, a goodbye to a Accy legend, amphibious ice cream vans and of course some outdoor defecation!! Enjoy people

We all like nice things but when i get a full English brekkie we want to be full, not still hungry and £20 lighter! Real news this week, breakfast scandal, cocky spelling bee's, ludicrous fruit based disguises and no news week would be complete without...

Another big episode covering all the big B level stories no-one cares about! Issues that contain pimped up tuk tuk's, Esther Rantzen hating the player not the game, defecating burglar's and has anyone made sweet sweet love to E.T

Who's Neil Buchanan, what's Neil Buchanan, when's Neil Buchanan...........yeah exactly! Kitchen explosions, intrepid OAP adventurers, demonic canines!! Real news