News from Australia about inter-species lovemaking, estate agent hunting and the first tentative steps toward the Citadel of Chaos.

In this jam packed episode, Andy and Brian revisit old movie tropes, give each other Native American names (Rolls Down Hill and Long Crack if you were wondering) and explore the phenomenon of baptising foxes.

Who or what is a Bongo Friendee, a sort of tribute to Prince AND does any other animal apart from a monkey have fingers?

Andy and Brian discuss (for far too long) the signature moves of serial killers in films AND in perhaps the greatest anti-climax of the century they finally reach the top of Firetop Mountain.

Episode 4: A nasty workplace argument spills over into the podcast, the national poo museum and which animal cartoon character makes you do that sound that Kenneth Williams used to make in the Carry On Films.

Episode 3: Brian takes a lacklustre review very badly, flamethowering Hipster pub blackboards, social media categorised as types of people you meet in a pub AND should grown men drink pints of milk?

Andy and Brian auction off all their old radio features to make a clean break. Other subjects touched upon include, pigs on leashes, dogs wearing tea towels & is there such a thing as chocolate offal?

Episode 1: Adam Lallana’s surfeit of testicles, do sharks have friends AND an ill advised attempt to do a live walkthrough of classic choose your own adventure book ‘The Warlock of Firetop Mountain’