Not Emu-sed
Not Emu-sed
Not Emu-sed
Not Emu-sed: A fresh, sarcastic take on sports. No stats, no scores—just bold opinions, wit, and humor. Sports talk with a unique edge!Come join the fun every week!Follow us on Facebook and Instagram
Dunk Debate, Coaching Legends, and Golf Grooves
Send us a text Ever wonder how the unpredictable weather in North Carolina impacts the golfing season? We kick off with a chat about embracing the sport come rain or shine, then take a fun detour down memory lane with our musical tastes—remembering legendary bands like Diamond Rio and Eddie Money. We explore our own musical adventures, or lack thereof, and share some laughs about the attention musical talents garnered back in high school. Whether you’re musically gifted or just enjoy a good t...
Feb 20, 2025
2 hr 15 min
Straw Dilemmas, Game Plans, and Film Flashbacks
Send us a text Did you ever struggle with the irrational choice between paper and plastic straws, only to find out there's a bigger issue at hand? We start our episode with light-hearted tales of straw mishaps, sparked by an unexpected executive order, and unfold a lively debate on whether fast-food chains' green gestures are meaningful or just a way to soothe our eco-conscious minds. We don't shy away from challenging the impact of individual responsibility when larger environmental issues l...
Feb 13, 2025
2 hr 17 min
Trades, Debates, and 90s Nostalgia
Send us a text What if Luka Doncic's shocking trade to the Lakers was more than just a strategic move? We unravel the layers behind this headline-making decision and explore the media frenzy surrounding Luka's sudden criticism. Our conversation navigates the ripple effects of this trade, speculating on long-term impacts for both the Lakers and Mavericks, and pondering whether this is a game-changer for the NBA landscape. We also delve into the timeless GOAT debate, weighing the legacies of Jo...
Feb 6, 2025
2 hr 29 min
Remote Work, Golf Gimmicks, and Viral Video Buzz
Send us a text Is the 9-5 workday truly a relic of the past, as we boldly claim? Discover why we believe that remote work is the inevitable future, reshaping our professional landscapes and daily lives. Join us for another lively episode of "Not A Music Podcast" as we navigate through the ever-changing worlds of sports, social media, and beyond. We get personal with a lighthearted story about Tyler's golf fashion preferences, share our excitement for the warm North Carolina weather, and dive ...
Jan 30, 2025
2 hr 7 min
Championship Cheers, Athlete Earnings, and Winter Woes
Send us a text Ever wondered how the Ohio State Buckeyes clinched their latest championship in the new 12-team playoff format? You're about to uncover the thrilling moments and strategic brilliance that led to their victory over Notre Dame. We'll dissect the game-changing maneuvers, the dominance displayed by Ohio State in the first half, and the struggles of Notre Dame as they leaned heavily on quarterback Riley Leonard, who seemed to run out of steam early. As we celebrate Ohio State's triu...
Jan 23, 2025
2 hr 2 min
Resolutions, Rivalries, and PB&J Revelry
Send us a text Ever wonder why "Quitter's Day" earns its notorious title or how a simple sandwich can spark fiery debates? Join us as we kick off the new year with laughter and lively banter about New Year's resolutions, gym antics, and the infamous PB&J sandwich. We share our own resolution triumphs and failures, while humorously exploring the cultural nuances of this beloved American classic. Get ready for a mix of personal stories and spirited discussions that promise to entertain and ...
Jan 16, 2025
2 hr 10 min
Coaches, Cars, and Crunchy Treats
Send us a text What if you could navigate the chaotic world of sports fandom without missing a beat? Join us as we tackle the age-old debate of live sports versus recorded games, sharing our own mishaps and strategies for keeping spoilers at bay. Discover Tyler's unique approach to catching every Buckeyes game and David's relentless passion for NASCAR. We unravel the complexities of our modern viewing habits, all while juggling the demands of busy schedules. Our analysis of the college footb...
Jan 9, 2025
1 hr 37 min
Bites, Baskets, and Back Nine Banter
Send us a text Can bacon really outshine ham, or is it all about the yeast in those dinner rolls? Join us as we humorously debate holiday indulgences and culinary delights while introducing our new producer, Brian, who's already making waves on social media. As we march into the new year, we invite you to be part of our vibrant online community, sharing your own holiday foodie adventures and resolutions that might involve a little less feasting and a bit more balance. Ever tried frog legs or...
Jan 2, 2025
1 hr 33 min
Whales, Playoffs, and Holiday Movie Magic
Send us a text Ever wondered why we call orcas whales when they're actually dolphins? Join us for a festive, light-hearted discussion where we not only campaign for a rebrand but also navigate the depths of ocean mysteries with a dash of humor. Our adventurous spirits then take us from the ocean floor straight into the curious childhood notion of digging to China, before we switch gears to express our enthusiasm—and a bit of disappointment—over the playoff season where high seeds reigned supr...
Dec 25, 2024
1 hr 18 min
Lawn Antics, Playoff Predictions, and Seasonal Screen Time
Send us a text Ever tried parking on a friend's lawn while trying to pull off the perfect drop-off, only to be left with a story that leaves everyone laughing? Join us as David and Tyler navigate through hilarious holiday mishaps and unexpected warm December days in Western North Carolina. We balance our festive duties with outdoor escapades, hitting the golf course under the sun while Christmas preparations are in full swing. Our banter dives headfirst into a late-night car rescue that trans...
Dec 19, 2024
1 hr 44 min
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