Dr. Barjasteh and members of the search committee,The following podcast episode is ordered so that the English section is first, and the French section second. If there is another way that I should get you this particular recording, please don't hesitate to ask!Thank youAndrew Anderson

Have you ever ordered a Zebra over the internet? Sometimes it ends like this.

What happens when the phone rings?  Do you dare answer?

I awoke with a bit of a problem.  This poem explains the problem, the proposed solution, and how I got into this mess in the first place.