This week kicks off the spooky season series and there’s nothing spookier than the amount of films Cala hasn’t watched paired with an instalment of Cian After Dark (am I right?) Add in a little dash of news and an abundance of strange references only the hosts understand and you’re in for a real (trick or) treat. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lucky number 13? Or just another week of mindless drabble? Who knows, let’s go!This episode the main event is Cian’s splinter with a supporting cast of midwest strip club reviews, risky public sex and the last year we were probably all happy, 2004! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this weeks sinking ship of an episode, The Clarke Classification of Animals makes its debut, showcasing Cian’s madness and Cala’s lack of knowledge on animals. We also discuss whether men and women can be just friends, Cian gets drunk, Cala is overtired and the laughter from the hosts is non stop. Apologies. Enjoy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Break week is over and we couldn’t be happier to be back together, chatting shit from our bedrooms...This week Captain America accidentally leaks the reason he is thirty flirty and THRIVING, we deep dive into our own tattoos that cover our chaotic bodies and once again we over share about our sex lives in Cala After Dark discussing regrettable sex. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 10! I think that means we’re official...To celebrate a milestone we dish the dirt on our first times in Cala After Dark, spill our hangover crimes and cures and put all our hope in the most unsuspecting potential saviours of 2020, Jedward. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The world is an odd place right now and golf is truly the only answer...according to the Irish Minister of Agriculture. This week we shake our heads at government once again, dissect the wild mentality of Karens, have a much needed wholesome Cala After Dark chat and see how escorts are reviewed from Dartford to Belfast... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week it's all about words, baby!A poorly thought out topic sees the hosts talk pure nonsense for half the show,we take a look at the worst reviewed kids entertainers (Drunk Elsa included)and Cala After Dark is back as we delve into Cala’s current personal life with a very niche Q&A... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re back! After a mid-season break we truly return with a mid-morning bang.There’s a battle between the hosts as Cian’s love of children’s films clashes with Cala’s lack of seeing them. We also discover that some porn can be safe, dating post lockdown is strange and a surprise hijacking of a fan favourite segment causes havoc... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week the podcast returns as a breakfast show as Cala and Cian's schedules clash and tequila has to turn into coffee. The details of Cian's staycation is revealed and weirdly involves Barack Obama, a child's toy becomes the distraction for the episode and Cala is outted as a hopeless romantic in a very PG instalment of Cala After Dark. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’ve made it to Episode 5 (we haven’t cancelled ourselves!) and strap in folks, because it’s our longest one yet... This week we reminisce on the 2004 cinematic masterpiece that is Scooby Doo, explore Cian’s colourful employment history and answer the age old question ‘does size matter?’ on Cala After Dark. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.