Some wrestling happened and it needed to be talked about. Also: Knife Play, some quick backstory, Still Mad About It, the usual Bad ASMR, Fully started talking about Kris Statlander at 39ish minutes and never said it out loud, Powerslams but not in a horny way, Roasty Toasty Breadcrums, SATDIUM STAMPEDE, Pea Hype with no actual payoff.  Twitter: @SamFoshoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Just two cool cats havin' a good time. We're here, we're queer, we've got beer... bread. Talking Points: Raisin Opinions, Still Bitter About It, Bad Mouth Sounds, Worse Kitchen Sounds, The Witcher, Still on that Power Rangers kick, Free ads for programs I'm not affiliated with, The Witcher, Sumac, Dish Conundrums, The Witcher. Let the record show, it DID taste good once it was baked for an hour.  Twitter: @SamFoshoBro  Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

BACK FROM AN UNEXPECTED HIATUS. Of all times to get busy, good lord. Anyway, time to get my own recipe wrong in real time. Talking points: Banana Murder Suicide, Rambling Flesh Bags, BAD SOUNDS, Dick Jokes, Reverse Cowgirl, I finally found my sign off? Twitter: @SamFoshoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com 

We're back in the kitchen. This is just the show now. Remember when I said this wasn't a food podcast? Oh, how young I was. Also: Healing, Repetition, Self-deprecation, fridge sounds, milk insults, STILL bitter about Power Rangers, rhetorical questions, scrimz. Too sad for self care. Twitter: @SamFoshoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

It's a cooking show! But, like, literally. It's... it's actually a cooking show. Recorded from a new exciting location! Also featured: Food allergies, justice for Power Rangers (2017), still incredibly bitter about Avatar, Wrestling, THE RETURN OF SEX CRIMZ, the sound of nuts being chopped, Wrestling a second time, yelling in the distance, The Secret is real and it's a dick, kitchen lighting, crying about dogs. No Self Care, only cobbler. OH! And bake for, like, 40 minutes. Twitter: @SamFoshoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

THIS WEEK: Murder podcasts; there's nothing wrong with them, and eventually I get to the point about that. ALSO: Avatar is FernGully for cowards, grocery crimes, Weak Bitch Energy, a whole slew of podcasts I'm not affiliated with, faceless corporate junk, PANIC ATTACKS, "Do you even lift, bro?",  I sure do stutter a lot, Cock Punching. A weird skip at 12:55-ish that I can't account for. A small trigger warning for, albeit brief, talk of: assault, home invasion, creepy gosh dang guys. Twitter: @SamFoshoBro / Email: [email protected] Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

This week's episode is a short one. Mostly because it's almost NYE, and you really oughta pace yourself. Featuring: Trash-talking New Year's Resolutions, Making New Year's Resolutions, bad analogies, Meat Sacks. Please send coffee recs.  Twitter: @SamFoshoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Everyone has their ways of dealing with the holidays. This week: more fiddling with the mic stand than usual, Dog Reviews, complaints about Johnson County and its bad drivers. The usual, basically. Still not a wrestling podcast. Twitter: @SamFoshoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

It's fashion, baby. Actually, it's almost the exact opposite, but isn't that what fashion really is? Also in this week's trash fire: Top Four Wrestling Daddies, Defense of Lego Batman, The Rusty Nail, Politics. Listen, there was another episode, but Audacity ate it, so this is what we're working with. Twitter: @SamFoShoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

Boy howdy, we sure went into this one without a plan. But we did it! I mean, sure, it got a little wild there at the end, but it sure was a whole entire episode. There's talk of wrasslin'! Mildly horny gif requests! Sound effects! Functioning alcoholism! Ums of increasing length and volume! Now with friendly easter eggs! Enjoy! Twitter: @SamFoShoBro Music: https://www.purple-planet.com