We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:47 Andy Supports Bald Men 11:09 "Your Honor, It Was Hilarious" 19:25 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 21:00 Armored Trucks 23:02 Is Money Even Real 25:58 Crying In The Bathtub 30:30 Ad Break: OneSkin 32:29 Back Off AMWAY 37:04 A BIG Announcement 37:59 We Are Moving To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order by going to: bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:24 Mormon Payola 05:27 Jesus Tries Too Hard 09:44 The Truth About A Cinnamon Roll 28:46 You Should Feel Bad 39:33 Scam City 43:35 Rom-Com Idea 48:12 A Panties Problem 52:29 Boudoir Photos 57:43 Lean On Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crosshairs, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOLOGICA - Go to https://Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today!  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:59 No Boundaries No Rules 02:02 On The Mic 02:56 The Marriage Suffered 04:04 Making Bids 06:51 Foot Kinks 09:26 Side Toe Jam Business 20:14 Ad Break: Biologica 22:35 What Is More Flattering 24:30 Synesthesia 27:01 Even vs Odd Days 30:11 Ad Break: GOODR 31:42 How Do You See A Calendar  33:35 Forks 35:17 We Support Ballerina Farms 41:07 Average Lifespan 46:44 Snoring 51:31 The Most Handsome Cat Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod GROW THERAPY - Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 Bird On Bird Violence 05:52 Carnivore Ethics 15:19 Meat Is Murder 16:28 2 Types Of Cannibals 21:59 Raging ADHD 28:21 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:11 Ad Break: Honeylove 32:11 Poor Ducky 34:24 New Haircut 38:10 Mushroom Head 42:08 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 42:57 Near-Death Experience 50:33 What Are Thoughts 55:40 Why Do We Have To Sleep 58:18 Time Is Stacked 01:02:19 The Amazing Race Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order plus a free bottle of Masszymes by going to: https://bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses 02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women 04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests 05:40 Crows Are Cool 11:27 Hat Fashion 16:02 First Impression Vibes 16:40 Creepy and Intriguing 20:40 Ad Break: Blissy 22:22 Mistake Face 24:06 Talent Shows Rule 25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over 27:58 Don't Put The Sink There! 31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste 36:49 Tongue Scraping 38:08 GUM Soft Picks 41:31 Dental Dams 47:01 Dead Internet Theory 50:31 AI Music 52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always in, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Uganda 03:00 Belize Love 07:00 Is Q-Anon A Cult? 11:19 The Art Of Minning 12:20 Looksmaxxing 19:52 Cancer and Sugar 26:52 Ad Break: ONESKIN 28:48 Be Careful Guru 30:49 Beach Maxxing 32:14 Take The Mask Off 33:17 Table Shaft 43:08 It Can Be Hard To Minn 44:36 Points Maxxing 53:01 This Brings Me Joy 56:58 The Joy Of Diving 01:01:21 Are You Going To Nest?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty BIOLOGICA - Go to Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today! Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:21 New Studio Reveal 02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke 03:59 Elizabeth's Diary 08:38 Is Anyone Listening? 12:29 Hockey Man 19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road 21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time 29:12 Paint Fail 34:00 Ad Break: Biologica 36:15 No Receipt Big Problem 40:48 Spasms and Snoring 42:42 Separate Houses 48:41 Arizona Tea 58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:39 A Bit Of Botox 01:35 Happy Birthday Andy 03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission 07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon 08:43 Prince Paisley Park 09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great 11:53 The Mall Of America 16:10 Cinnabon 19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog 22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove 24:05 Pranks 27:53 Turning 47 34:40 Addiction 37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin 39:42 People Off The Rails 41:54 Hotel Washcloths 44:38 Balancing Each Other Out 49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine 01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsor: GROW THERAPY - Visit ⁠GrowTherapy.com/NLR⁠ today to get started. Support NLR Join ⁠Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes! Buy the ⁠Merch⁠! Find us on ⁠Instagram⁠ Find us on ⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ Watch us on ⁠YouTube⁠ Shop our Amazon recommendations ⁠Here⁠ Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead⁠ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy 08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds 10:32 Cross For Sale 18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 20:11 We Are Limitless 20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission 27:34 Mount Everest  Problems 32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon 37:21 Reincarnation 40:40 Near Death Experiences 43:13 Self Help Influencers 51:21 Flag Duty 55:55 Am I A Sociopath? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices