This week on NLR: The wine flows, Andy is trapped in a French school cafeteria, Elizabeth escapes a real-life horror film in Paris, the ballroom vogue scene is amazing, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to ⁠Goodr.com/NLR⁠ to claim $10 off your first order REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:29 Now We're Cooking With Gas 02:41 Vegan Wine 03:06 Wine Tasting 03:56 Wine Bladders 06:01 Mead 06:38 Old School Canteens 06:58 Sleep-away Camp 07:55 Yucky Wine 08:21 When To Drink Sweet Wine 09:47 All Gas 11:47 Andy Goes Back To School 16:08 Funky Smell 23:01 Goodr 24:32 Like A Horror Movie 30:53 Andy Goes Back To School 34:00 Not A PTA Meeting 41:27 Remi 43:35 Bathroom Etiquette 48:44 Handwashing 50:51 Paris Vogue Ball 01:01:06 Lisa Stansfield - All Around The World 01:01:56 Elizabeth's Soundtrack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: A great onion ring debate is settled, acronyms abound, Andy’s going back to school, Elizabeth is imagining her funeral, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:41 Intro 01:53 Perpetually Sick 05:27 Lou Gehrig's disease ALS 06:00 acronym 09:05 SCUBA 09:38 CAPTCHA 10:35 SNAFU and FUBAR 11:35 Maura Higgins 13:01 Rachel McAdams 13:46 Irish Pub Goals 14:12 Onion Rings 20:23 Imagining Your Funeral 23:11 Lola Blankets 28:17 A Letter To My Wife 31:36 Happy Birthday Elizabeth 32:46 Andy Goes Back To School 39:01 Elizabeth's Free Time 40:26 Woman And True Crime Documentaries 43:39 Widow's Bay 52:26 You Don't Have Hobbies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: An old French man has a very specific (American) wish, both Elizabeth and Andy have fashion goals, therapists need their own therapists, plastic lasts a very long time, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Dopamine Dressing 04:03 Andy Needs An Outfit 08:11 What To Wear In Paris 13:08 Glamour Gals 15:34 Ad Break: GOODR 17:16 A Dying Wish 27:11 Brazilian Bathing Suit Culture 35:22 Ad Break: Honeylove 37:01 What Would A Lawyer Think? 39:15 Therapist Ethics 40:28 Cooking With Gas 42:13 UTIs In Old Age 44:21 Dark Fables 51:28 The Great Pyramid Of Giza 54:27 You Docent Say 01:01:24 Plastic Half-life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth suffers a 1,000 thread-count humiliation, Andy is not having elective IV drips, relationship tensions ease, and the 7 wonders of the world are wonderful? It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:14 Matching Outfits 03:01 Epic Party 07:49 Hangover IV's 11:04 Relationship Tension 13:37 The Cure in Bordeaux 18:13 Ad Break 1: Larineco 20:02 Elizabeth Is Bullied 21:23 Sheets Drama 38:27 Ad Break 2: Remi 40:37 Lush Invented The Bath Bomb 43:53 No Rush Here 47:09 Why Mars? 53:10 The 7 Wonders Of The World Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth heads to Boston for a wedding and snacks, Andy has lost his swagger, the first visit to a French hospital as expats, hype-men are helpful, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors:ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:39 Amazing Comment 01:39 A Crush 02:10 Lost Swagger 04:22 First French Hospital Visit 17:02 No Gloves No Problem 20:10 Bellbottoms Are Back 24:00 Dutch Oven Dilemma 27:41 Ad Break: OneSkin 29:31 R.I.P. Dolly 34:36 Natalie Harp 38:31 Enthusiasm & Creativity 42:36 Capitalism Is A Bummer 44:07 Yes Men 48:00 Back To America 54:08 Elizabeth Upgrades Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth pulls out a can of French-whoop-ass, Andy is put on trial, Dogs get in the way of dating, expat life is feeling surreal, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy weighs how to respond to an unexpected DM, Elizabeth gets put in her labyrinth place, the Protein Team is called, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets .▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:46 Wash Your Hands 03:03 a DM quandary 13:22 American Toy 14:59 Misinterpreted Praise 21:17 Goodr 22:49 To Heart Or Not Heart 23:59 Mom Does A Labyrinth 24:48 Is Idaho City A City 32:24 Flâneur 33:33 Lola Blankets 35:11 The Society of the Compassionate Heart 36:35 Protein Team 46:56 Dirty Bathrooms 47:39 Cleaners On Instagram 52:28 Fun Facts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth endures a nightmare bathroom visit at McDonalds in Paris, Andy must decide between cleanliness and deliciousness, bird omens are still on the mind, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! https://substack.com/@elizabethlaime Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Dead Bird Symbolism 06:56 Tennis Tragedy 18:58 A New Chapter 20:46 Miracle Made 22:31 Honeylove 24:05 A Trip To The Museum  35:11 Saily 37:04 Museum Mishap  40:21 Nightmare Bathroom  53:50 Proper Food Handling 57:55 Uncomfortable Lab Experience Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s been a big week! Andy is worried about his body odor, Elizabeth learns A LOT about her favorite band, birds may be sending a message, black beans are found, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! substack.com/@elizabethlaime ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:03 Trilling On Words 09:55 More Bird Omens? 10:34 Vultures Are Amazing 11:36 Bird Intercourse 18:29 Cheval Burger 21:25 Ad Break: Larineco Gum 23:00 Use Your Left Hand 26:47 The Best Toilet Paper Ever 30:56 Consulate Connection 32:39 Perfect Spies 35:23 Ad Break 2: OneSkin 36:56 Body Odor 38:56 The Hunt For Black Beans 46:10 Clothing Smell Check 48:22 A Little Boogie 49:49 Date Night 53:16 Phish & Grateful Dead Fans 58:53 Dave Matthews Band Deep Dive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ongoing wildfires happening outside of Bordeaux, France (how they are affecting them as new expats, fears of evacuation, not having a car, and more).  Plus: Elizabeth’s anxiety is high after a bike ride, Andy has donut dreams, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:30 Wildfires In France 10:14 Baby Shower Dress 11:56 Jaw Line Looking Good 16:37 Ad Break  21:14 A Rough Week 26:33 Andy's Down 28:33 Types Of Lonely 34:41 Ad Break 36:26 Biking 36:59 Parental Anxiety 40:26 Generational Trauma 43:52 Why Don't You Just Be You 51:56 Too Much Oil 57:14 Elizabeth The Writer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices