This week on NLR: Elizabeth endures a nightmare bathroom visit at McDonalds in Paris, Andy must decide between cleanliness and deliciousness, bird omens are still on the mind, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! https://substack.com/@elizabethlaime Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Dead Bird Symbolism 06:56 Tennis Tragedy 18:58 A New Chapter 20:46 Miracle Made 22:31 Honeylove 24:05 A Trip To The Museum  35:11 Saily 37:04 Museum Mishap  40:21 Nightmare Bathroom  53:50 Proper Food Handling 57:55 Uncomfortable Lab Experience Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s been a big week! Andy is worried about his body odor, Elizabeth learns A LOT about her favorite band, birds may be sending a message, black beans are found, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! substack.com/@elizabethlaime ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:03 Trilling On Words 09:55 More Bird Omens? 10:34 Vultures Are Amazing 11:36 Bird Intercourse 18:29 Cheval Burger 21:25 Ad Break: Larineco Gum 23:00 Use Your Left Hand 26:47 The Best Toilet Paper Ever 30:56 Consulate Connection 32:39 Perfect Spies 35:23 Ad Break 2: OneSkin 36:56 Body Odor 38:56 The Hunt For Black Beans 46:10 Clothing Smell Check 48:22 A Little Boogie 49:49 Date Night 53:16 Phish & Grateful Dead Fans 58:53 Dave Matthews Band Deep Dive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ongoing wildfires happening outside of Bordeaux, France (how they are affecting them as new expats, fears of evacuation, not having a car, and more).  Plus: Elizabeth’s anxiety is high after a bike ride, Andy has donut dreams, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:30 Wildfires In France 10:14 Baby Shower Dress 11:56 Jaw Line Looking Good 16:37 Ad Break  21:14 A Rough Week 26:33 Andy's Down 28:33 Types Of Lonely 34:41 Ad Break 36:26 Biking 36:59 Parental Anxiety 40:26 Generational Trauma 43:52 Why Don't You Just Be You 51:56 Too Much Oil 57:14 Elizabeth The Writer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy connects with the women of France, Elizabeth discovers a worrisome sign, hemorrhoid cream is procured, lettuce is bad, Zelda lands in a life-review, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:21 Elizabeth Shines 03:11 Les Femmes Adorent Andy 07:37 Open Marriages 10:40 A Dicey Situation 20:38 Hot Butt Rash 25:07 Honeylove 26:30 Oneskin 28:24 Cyclospora Outbreak 30:21 The Jack In The Box Defense 39:00 Wet Dry Or Crisp 40:12 French Faux Pas 45:28 The Simulation 53:53 Zelda Breath Of The Wild Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth can’t look away from a “very pink” distraction on the streets of Bordeaux, Andy learns about a new form of street justice, a student pilot nails the landing, piercings are discussed, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:11 David Sedaris 05:49 Weird About Food 08:31 Peeing On The Street 11:32 Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee 14:17 The French Shhhh 20:04 Ad Break: Jones Road 21:52 Ad Break: Remi 23:40 Armpits 25:45 Excessive Armpit Sweating 30:50 Arm Still Hurts 33:25 Ad Break: Goodr 35:01 Student Pilot Lands Plane 40:58 Piercings 49:17 Grandma Glam 56:57 Expat Grocery Anxiety 58:46 Helpful Clerk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to France! This week: Elizabeth and Andy catch a good vibe in the most unexpected place, Ducky has a traumatic flight to France, Elizabeth makes her first enemy, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:23 New Country New Scent 04:44 The Most Magical Workplace 10:38 Good Vibe Day 13:50 AAA so much more 16:45 Ad Break 19:01 Ducky Peed On The Plane 29:19 Ad Break 30:44 Il Est Mort 36:29 A Bad Omen 44:51 Boulangerie Bust 49:32 A Little Salt Please Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy record their final episode in Los Angeles before moving to France! This week: Andy’s arm pain gets no sympathy, Elizabeth is an AMAZING actor, the yard sale is a success, french etiquette, and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Moving To France 02:17 Catching ADHD 06:33 A Glorious Yardsale 11:06 I Do Understand Dew 17:49 Andy Alienates 23:50 Ad Break: Blissy 25:09 Ruining It For Everybody 32:07 Ad Break: Honeylove 33:34 Elizabeth The Actor 37:28 Old Spice In France 40:49 French Etiquette 41:43 Arm Pain 46:33 All Packed Up 51:40 Aloof Abroad 54:55 Indian Food 56:50 Final Check In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and sometimes things aren’t meant to last… like the brand new NLR studio. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Check out DOT DOT DOT's new single: "The Clock It Song" on Spotify or Apple Music Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 Fun At The Dentist 09:44 The Coolest Dad 16:29 Ad Break: Honeylove 18:30 Elizabeth Found A Quiz 22:57 Trouble At School 26:53 Ghostbusters 35:20 Deep Breath 36:53 A Lost Poop 40:36 Weird Facebook Marketplace Ads 48:23 Facebook Groups 54:45 Goodbye New Studio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Animal celebrities deserve more, Andy has a new skin care routine, Elizabeth thinks she’s points-invincible, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:06 Marley & Me 03:27 Famous Animal Obituaries 04:01 R.I.P. Shamu 08:38 Inheritance 11:00 The Points Gal Is Getting Cocky 19:20 Ad Break: REMI 28:05 Ad Break: GOODR 29:57 New Dermatologist 47:43 Andy's New Skin Routine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:47 Andy Supports Bald Men 11:09 "Your Honor, It Was Hilarious" 19:25 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 21:00 Armored Trucks 23:02 Is Money Even Real 25:58 Crying In The Bathtub 30:30 Ad Break: OneSkin 32:29 Back Off AMWAY 37:04 A BIG Announcement 37:59 We Are Moving To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices