This week on NLR: Elizabeth can’t look away from a “very pink” distraction on the streets of Bordeaux, Andy learns about a new form of street justice, a student pilot nails the landing, piercings are discussed, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:11 David Sedaris 05:49 Weird About Food 08:31 Peeing On The Street 11:32 Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee 14:17 The French Shhhh 20:04 Ad Break: Jones Road 21:52 Ad Break: Remi 23:40 Armpits 25:45 Excessive Armpit Sweating 30:50 Arm Still Hurts 33:25 Ad Break: Goodr 35:01 Student Pilot Lands Plane 40:58 Piercings 49:17 Grandma Glam 56:57 Expat Grocery Anxiety 58:46 Helpful Clerk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to France! This week: Elizabeth and Andy catch a good vibe in the most unexpected place, Ducky has a traumatic flight to France, Elizabeth makes her first enemy, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:23 New Country New Scent 04:44 The Most Magical Workplace 10:38 Good Vibe Day 13:50 AAA so much more 16:45 Ad Break 19:01 Ducky Peed On The Plane 29:19 Ad Break 30:44 Il Est Mort 36:29 A Bad Omen 44:51 Boulangerie Bust 49:32 A Little Salt Please Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy record their final episode in Los Angeles before moving to France! This week: Andy’s arm pain gets no sympathy, Elizabeth is an AMAZING actor, the yard sale is a success, french etiquette, and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Moving To France 02:17 Catching ADHD 06:33 A Glorious Yardsale 11:06 I Do Understand Dew 17:49 Andy Alienates 23:50 Ad Break: Blissy 25:09 Ruining It For Everybody 32:07 Ad Break: Honeylove 33:34 Elizabeth The Actor 37:28 Old Spice In France 40:49 French Etiquette 41:43 Arm Pain 46:33 All Packed Up 51:40 Aloof Abroad 54:55 Indian Food 56:50 Final Check In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and sometimes things aren’t meant to last… like the brand new NLR studio. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Check out DOT DOT DOT's new single: "The Clock It Song" on Spotify or Apple Music Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 Fun At The Dentist 09:44 The Coolest Dad 16:29 Ad Break: Honeylove 18:30 Elizabeth Found A Quiz 22:57 Trouble At School 26:53 Ghostbusters 35:20 Deep Breath 36:53 A Lost Poop 40:36 Weird Facebook Marketplace Ads 48:23 Facebook Groups 54:45 Goodbye New Studio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Animal celebrities deserve more, Andy has a new skin care routine, Elizabeth thinks she’s points-invincible, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:06 Marley & Me 03:27 Famous Animal Obituaries 04:01 R.I.P. Shamu 08:38 Inheritance 11:00 The Points Gal Is Getting Cocky 19:20 Ad Break: REMI 28:05 Ad Break: GOODR 29:57 New Dermatologist 47:43 Andy's New Skin Routine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:47 Andy Supports Bald Men 11:09 "Your Honor, It Was Hilarious" 19:25 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 21:00 Armored Trucks 23:02 Is Money Even Real 25:58 Crying In The Bathtub 30:30 Ad Break: OneSkin 32:29 Back Off AMWAY 37:04 A BIG Announcement 37:59 We Are Moving To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order by going to: bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:24 Mormon Payola 05:27 Jesus Tries Too Hard 09:44 The Truth About A Cinnamon Roll 28:46 You Should Feel Bad 39:33 Scam City 43:35 Rom-Com Idea 48:12 A Panties Problem 52:29 Boudoir Photos 57:43 Lean On Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crosshairs, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOLOGICA - Go to https://Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today!  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:59 No Boundaries No Rules 02:02 On The Mic 02:56 The Marriage Suffered 04:04 Making Bids 06:51 Foot Kinks 09:26 Side Toe Jam Business 20:14 Ad Break: Biologica 22:35 What Is More Flattering 24:30 Synesthesia 27:01 Even vs Odd Days 30:11 Ad Break: GOODR 31:42 How Do You See A Calendar  33:35 Forks 35:17 We Support Ballerina Farms 41:07 Average Lifespan 46:44 Snoring 51:31 The Most Handsome Cat Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod GROW THERAPY - Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started.  Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 Bird On Bird Violence 05:52 Carnivore Ethics 15:19 Meat Is Murder 16:28 2 Types Of Cannibals 21:59 Raging ADHD 28:21 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:11 Ad Break: Honeylove 32:11 Poor Ducky 34:24 New Haircut 38:10 Mushroom Head 42:08 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 42:57 Near-Death Experience 50:33 What Are Thoughts 55:40 Why Do We Have To Sleep 58:18 Time Is Stacked 01:02:19 The Amazing Race Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices