Emily and Ryan quiz each other on their friendship, Ryan finally quit his job, and there's some more secret news on the way... soon. Emily also applies for Education Connection? (We're going biweekly for the next few shows, strap in!)

We're losing control, but it's fine. Everything is fine. We started off with some pop-culture and quickly devolved into some of the weirdest shit we've ever put online. Enjoy this shitshow and say goodbye to our outro copilot, Donald Trump.

Emily and Ryan reflect on the year a little bit and accidentally delve into a discussion about cancel culture and how badly we did on our standardized tests. We decided to be a little more spontaneous with this episode, so be sure to let Emily know if you hate it. Let Ryan know if you love it. Great thanks, bye!

Emily and Ryan celebrate the holiday vibes with some feels. A lot of feels. They played the We're Not Really Strangers card game and... bro there are a lot of tears.

In this highly requested episode (by Emily's mom), Emily and Ryan strain themselves trying not to be vulgar or profane. They talk about their inspirations in the world, a few things that don't inspire them, and then they touch on some things they're looking forward to in 2021. Try not to cringe at how wholesome this episode is, please.

The month is almost over, so we needed to squeeze in all of our favorite no nuance November takes as fast as possible + we even threw in a few of our own! We also briefly revisited some of our favorite, not-so-harmful conspiracy theories.

Welcome back to the shit show, guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Emily and Ryan take you on a historic trip of their employment, discuss a few trips they've taken, and also describe some of their intrusive thoughts. We used so many audio assets in this episode that Ryan's computer crashed. Enjoy!

In this NSFW episode of NNTK, Ryan and Emily scoured the web for some of the juiciest, grossest smutty fanfic they could find. Each of them takes turns reading their fic, names withheld, and the other has to guess who the story is about. Grab your headphones (or just don't listen near anyone else) and enjoy this wildly sexual ride with them.

Emily and Ryan reflect on the election, celebrate the results, and then they both pretended to be doctors for the rest of the episode. With their newly self-proclaimed medical licenses, they revisit their dreams from the last week and try (emphasis on try) their hardest to decode each other's brains.

Ryan and Emily take spooky story submissions from listeners and attempt to keep some kind of composure ahead of the election. We can't wait for it to be over, either. Take this ride with us and forget about politics (kind of). P.S. We dare you to sleep through election coverage on Nov. 3... for your health.