In which we are all suffering from our house's lack of heating, getting into further debates about unnecessarily heavy topics, and preparing ourselves for the horrors of Halloween.

In which Mike returns to the show after a big lifestyle change, Chess introduces us to Jamie Oliver's bacon sarnie revolution, and we rigorously discuss the concept of National Coming Out Day.

In which unfortunate David Tennant look-a-like Tom Moran and returning guest-host Tom Wingfield join Eliot for end-of-term blues, Doctor Who geek-gasms, and the return of the food-based film pun.

In which Chess and Eliot lap up the summer sun, there is much reminiscing about recent university productions featuring fellow Drama students, and a general feeling of hysteria creeps in.