No Crumbs
No Crumbs
Irisarian, Jackson Bollinger, and Gerit Wagner
No Crumbs is and will always be the podcast that ate. Two besties, Gerit Wagner (a dietitian and nutritionist) and Jackson Bollinger (a journalist and artist) join forces to discuss iconic and nostalgic food brands. Together they uncover their histories, what makes them so fun, how they live in our cultural memory, and so much more. Come for the food, stay for the Non-Sponsored Brand Mentions, the Gleecap Gleewatch (they're watching Glee together), too many Lady Gaga mentions (as they are both experts on the topic) and so much more!
Hamburger Helper: Does He Have a Mustache?
Gerit and Jackson discuss Hamburger Helper, the name of all the winds, physical competition shows (and their video game counterparts), and SoundCloud rap. There's a Gleewatch Gleecap about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and the hosts play a brief game of "How Many Fish Do I Know?"
Feb 15, 2024
1 hr 6 min
Pop Rocks: I Don't Want Timmy to Explode
Gerit and Jackson discuss Pop Rocks, cooking eggs on windshields and sidewalks, and the City Museum in St. Louis. Gerit also reveals how many cups are in a gallon and Jackson has a shocking confession about nuts and seeds. There is a Gleewatch Gleecap (about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City) and Jackson discovers new buttons on the studio's soundboard.
Feb 8, 2024
1 hr 12 min
Oreos: I Just Drove My Model T Through a Wall
Gerit and Jackson discuss Oreos, the Starbucks olive oil latte, and a stranger's burrito. Don't worry, there is plenty of discussion about Lady Gaga's Chromatica Oreos. Oh, and Jackson's famously controversial take on a cookie's relationship to milk returns with a new invention.
Feb 1, 2024
1 hr 19 min
Velveeta: Nothing Is Cheese but Everything Is Butter
Gerit and Jackson discuss Velveeta, reasonable human ringtones to use, and revolutionary designs for bedrooms. Oh yeah, there's also some Gaga Talk (Gagalk?), a Gleewatch Gleecap (but about Lord of the Rings), and Gerit remains non-committal about Jackson's Super Bowl Party.
Jan 24, 2024
1 hr 20 min
Skittles: Get That Sword!
Gerit and Jackson discuss Skittles, gourds, and sword ownership. Jackson's controversial minimalist salsa recipe is also revealed!
Jan 17, 2024
1 hr 27 min
Chef Boyardee: I Want to Know the Duck
Gerit and Jackson discuss Chef Boyardee, Chef Boiardi, whether or not there are mosquitoes on beaches, and the Cobbler Gobbler. Don't worry, they also discuss the frightening ghoul from that one Chef Boyardee commercial and the edible Pac-Men of the 1900 and 80's. Also, for some reason, there are a lot of references to the B-52s... Did you know that you are no longer supposed to use an apostrophe in their name? Interesting, right?
Jan 10, 2024
1 hr 13 min
Chips Ahoy!: And We're Bat
Gerit and Jackson discuss Chips Ahoy!, different types of beans/soups, and whether or not Jackson's preferred way of eating cereal is weird. Oh! There is also a brief Gleewatch Gleecap and Gerit tries to come to terms with Jackson's new obsession with Enya. Don't forget to check out NoCrumbsPod.com!
Jan 3, 2024
1 hr 11 min
2023 Winter Break: Bring a Silly Little Dip
Gerit and Jackson are taking a break this week and end up discussing Laura Ingalls Wilder, holiday food traditions, and cream cheese science.
Dec 28, 2023
28 min
Starbucks: I'm a Girlie Not a Foodie
Gerit and Jackson discuss Starbucks, gas station sodas, and cringe memories from high school.
Dec 20, 2023
1 hr 14 min
Dippin' Dots: I Contain Three Cupcakes
Gerit and Jackson discuss Dippin' Dots, a mysterious stink at a recent party, and Dr. Pepper's gender identity.
Dec 13, 2023
1 hr 8 min
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