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No Crumbs

Amoeba Pizza, Jackson Bollinger and Gerit Wagner

No Crumbs is and will always be the podcast that ate. Two besties, Gerit (a dietitian and nutritionist) and Jackson (a journalist and artist) join forces to discuss iconic and nostalgic food brands. Together they uncover their histories, what makes them so fun, how they live in our cultural memory, and so much more. Come for the food, stay for the Non-Sponsored Brand Mentions, the Gleewatch Gleecap (they're watching Glee together), too many Lady Gaga mentions (as they are both experts on the topic) and so much more!

Arby's: Boys Go to Jupiter and Girls Go to College

Gerit and Jackson take a deep dive into the big hat of Arby's. Jackson continues to remind everyone that he loves Pepsi Zero (non-sponsored). The hosts talk about getting a little too into skincare and Gerit reveals details about their cookbook "Gerit's Soup Without Boundaries."

Mar 6, 2025

1 hr 15 min

Swedish Fish: There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in the Rainforest

Gerit and Jackson talk about the compelling and very Swedish history of Swedish fish. The hosts also discuss Björk and then speak fluent French. Gerit discloses their caffeine routine (it rhymes!). Jackson pitches his new werewolf business idea.

Feb 27, 2025

1 hr 10 min

Nutella: I'm Not a Big Dipper

Gerit and Jackson cover the history of Nutella. Jackson reveals an unpopular opinion about protein shakes. There's more WWII history in here than you might expect! The hosts also reveal the spreads at their funerals.

Feb 14, 2025

1 hr 13 min

Olive Garden: My Wife

Gerit and Jackson talk about Olive Garden and Bluecan Dan. Fettucine Alfredo fans, tune in! Gerit also reveals way too much about their time playing football in middle school.

Feb 6, 2025

1 hr 10 min

Hot Pockets: That's the Oatmeal Machine

Season Two!!! They're back!!! Streaming from 2525, Gerit and Jackson cover the history of Hot Pockets, the pitfalls of silken tofu scams, and microwave shame. Don't forget to follow the podcast on Insta(gram)! @NoCrumbsPod

Jan 30, 2025

1 hr 15 min

Tabasco: Boisterous and Aggressive

Join Gerit and Jackson as they dive into Tabasco and Lady Gaga's French skills. Jackson reveals that he has been a gnome the entire time and Gerit refuses to discuss Phrygian caps. The hosts also declare an official No Crumbs fandom name: Crumpettes

Aug 22, 2024

1 hr 8 min

Folgers: Buckle Hat Removal

Gerit and Jackson dive into the history of Folgers and also disclose their recent YouTube searches. Make sure to listen in for an astute debate about solids and liquids. Orville Peck, please sing the Folgers' theme song!

Jul 11, 2024

1 hr 8 min

Philadelphia Cream Cheese: The Pizza Book Read a Hut

That's that their espresso! Our intrepid hosts (you think you know their names, but you DON'T) chat about Philadelphia Cream Cheese and read reviews of Lady Gaga's social media app. Also, 'cadre' is NOT pronounced how you think!

Jun 20, 2024

1 hr 11 min

Fanta: The Soulful Connection I Have to the Aflac Duck

Gerit and Jackson discuss Fanta, "hehe," and how strawberries are the best fruit (again). Princess Aurora fans, rise up!

Jun 6, 2024

1 hr 8 min

Fritos: Al Gore's Rhythm

Gerit and Jackson discuss Fritos, Gerit's transformation into Squidward, and also a lot about wasps. This is now the premier wasp talk podcast! The hosts also play Cheese It or Cream It!

May 23, 2024

1 hr 14 min