Scott Sigler returns with Beasts Beyond the River, and Brian and Justin immediately try to saddle him with Kentucky Vikings, a cursed Joker movie, and a Blazing Saddles remake. Scott recounts his Les Grossman turn at DragonCon, the boys debate where your less-than-five-star reviews should go, and a discussion of football jet lag gives way to supposedly fictional traffic stops involving David Blaine's levitation and a driver's license disappearing inside a car door.