Justin returns from DragonCon with a child who thinks Minnie Mouse’s catchphrase is screaming, a stranger who thinks he’s cosplaying as himself, and an $80 plate of shitty eggs. Brian discovers he can instinctively hold a baby, everyone gets reacquainted with the Marriott carpet lore, and the boys fall deeply and sincerely in love with Bethy Love Light and “Hemp Holy Hemp.” Plus: the slowest bar in America, post-show face blindness, Tom Kat’s impossible physique, and whether Street Fighter has secretly cracked the fighting-game movie. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!