In which all of the following things make sense: Spokane’s fake mountain, Adam’s Bestie refusal, Lee isn’t real, poor handwriting, Naked Highlander, imposter syndrome, Yakima wackadoo, Alabammy, hover blizzards, anti-kink shames, and the news!

More surgeries, Adam is present, couple troubles, just so many dicks, canine relief, it’s not Kraft Dinner, farting squirt guns, hookers for butt stuff, and the news.

CPAPs and Root Beer, Andrew’s Folly, Adam loves math, poor gourmet, cook your hot dogs thoroughly, don’t let your testicles touch the water, abandoned fake animals, while you played games I studied the blade, pigs love McDonald’s, and THE NEWS!

VIP: Cannibalism is the newest craze, the world of ticks, and have you really thought about how many ways we eat chicken? Special Guest is Harry J Riley! A hilarious stand up and extremely talented photographer, one of our favorite guests. He brought his usual energy to the show, and it helped make it an amazing episode. Listen now for Riley’s Exotic Meat Emporium’s new item of the month, tips on male grooming, how to introduce satan into woodworking, somehow more breast milk, talk about sandwiches that Amanda had a perfect addition to under different circumstances, how babies make people crazy, fake butts, a very memorable Choose Your News, and The News itself, of course. Listen now! Or become a Patron right now to listen 3+ days ago!

Burr’s here! Adam’s amazing secret project revealed! We also yell at trumper children, discuss the finer points of theft, our opinions on why “Zero Tolerance” policies are garbage, idiot drivers, pop up books, the unspoken Tiktok age limit, Ultimate Fighting Puppies, Hedgehogs as predators, breast milk happened again, the art of the offensive, and the news! Also, we try something new based on silly conversations in a previous episode! Check it.

Nocturnal marsupials, thai food, expiration tracking, eggs, unintended passive aggression, oh joy, vaccines, maybe a Harry, ninja turtles, aged dairy, volunteer cannibal follow up, Amanda’s upsets everyone, and the news.

We have a new Patron drive, we started things off on a high note, let’s talk immune systems, Adam is doing more awesome photo things, The Falcon and The Winter Soldier talk, Sucky, Phallic artists, police violence, it’s raining men, butthole breathers, the cookie monster does hard time, we don’t need no stinkin’ borders, and the NEWS!

Our sexy table, the best ways to beat Adam into submission, the demand for hope, the ease of slipping into despair, rising energy levels, creepers in the night, interventions, and the news.

Co-pooping, Valheim, Adam’s Photography, unexpected pixelation, Andrew’s new career as a birthing tech, a Pho-king amazing experience, everyone was having a great day because we blew it all on cheese, the daughter’s knee misadventure, The Oregon Road trip, the Magic Poop Flute, and Amanda is inappropriate again.

We’re trolling bullies, selling tires, getting kidnapped, pooping on a massive scale, slippery car parts, game time, and making sure to be that friend, plus news!