After a long hiatus, Chris and John decide to look at some crimes that took place around the world and especially Florida. This episode contains a lot of POO and stupidity.

What happens when you get pulled over and you are covered in 10lbs of Vaseline? Listen and find out. http://www.newser.com/story/252660/when-driving-getaway-car-be-sure-to-do-it-on-a-full-tank.html http://www.newser.com/story/250611/suspect-hiding-from-cops-calls-911-for-rescue.html http://www.newser.com/story/239637/cops-genius-drunk-guy-loses-keys-swipes-forklift.html This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This episode of The Neighborhood Watch we discuss what really goes on in McDonald's bathrooms, what happens when a married couple finds themselves stuck in an elevator for three days, and WTF is a Lil' Pump.

This week we take a look at stories from all over the globe. We have python attacks and attacks on puppies. Villagers in Morocco getting up to all sorts of trouble and an express line at a church. Smuggling is discussed and there are strange rumblings at a local strip club. All this and more on this week's episode. Remember to look on the Bright Side.

On this episode of The Neighborhood Watch we cover Abduliah Sanchez and the fatal mistake she made that cost her sisters life. A Chicago man cuts off his manhood and is out of his mind. A Uber driver gets a hooker and gets a knobber all while he has a passenger.

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