INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ We abandoned you in the darkest of hours, but we're back with an additional member, Levi! It’s time for us to talk again while our children are (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss: How to social media? We're on Twitter! @NaptimeNerdout Potty Training Adventures 3 year old pro strats for Destiny 2 We're into Power Rangers! Grayson and his parent preferences Sleep training Baby name shenanigans Jesus the friendly ghost 3 phases of preschool Anniversary surprises Aggressive Christian Mud Wrestling Fan email and best spam messages How Levi was born

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ We're back, and it's not like you can go anywhere (unless this is post Covid, but you're already here). It’s time for us to talk again while our child is (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss: Our son likes to point out everyone's anatomy Pregnancy pillow reviews from a pregnant woman Lauren's depressing TV choices Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun / Fire Force Will it Shakespeare? Pandemic Edition! Joanna Gaines cookbook and Lauren's beef Hobby updates! Two-time pandemic survivors Crazy foods Americans eat Its time to beg for emails.

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ So yeah, we’re here again after “popular” demand. The world changed shortly after we got on schedule and this is our new normal, so it’s time for us to talk while our child is (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss: Covid and diseases named after us Our jobs and working from home Spending time with our son Wall-e is bigger than sliced bread for our toddler Things we’ve learned about each other while working from home Our son is getting into Transformers and GI Joe Pixar shorts will make you cry Can trains breathe? A dive into Thomas the Tank Engine Tiger King Spoilers abound Lauren’s new passion: Diamond Painting We’re now a Diamond Painting podcast Animal Crossing updates for our island Still no emails!? C’mon folks!

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ We don’t sound like hot garbage this episode guys! We’re on a new setup in the same bed, so it’s time for us to talk while our son’s (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss: Sex Robots teach Phil a new word: Prurient Phil’s birthday Grayson on gendered hats Grayson’s ghost We discuss what Phil learned in Catholic school Lauren upsets people with her thoughts on animals in heaven Animal Crossing Daemon X Machina Personal victories We’re still blanking on emails folks

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ We’re doing it guys! We’re back on schedule, and our son is in a new bed, so it’s time for us to talk while he’s (hopefully) asleep! In this episode we discuss: Phil's birthday month and wish list New PC Build from Phil - It gets technical Phil's been fast and loose with "Fast and loose" Grayson stares into the void and camera Big Boy Bed - A milestone Obstinance in a child, followed by praise from others Phil takes things personally from toddlers Baby Dust and other lingo from parenting forums Making money off of pregnancy test results Lauren's Dad's inability to Whisper (its genetic) Phil's way of describing faces (it's an art thing) Escapism in literature Phil compares Fable 3 to the Hunger Games prequel Lauren's recent comics - Once and Future and MiddleWest Groundhog day religion We had junk mail this time to read!

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ It’s been a while y’all! We have holidays to cover and life to catch up on while our little guy is hopefully asleep. We apologize in advance for the quality on this one. Phil tested in a vacuum and obviously didn’t do a great job. In the first episode of dub-dub we discuss: New technology for the show Watch how that leads to our downfall! We have a soundboard! We’re going to be more consistent (again) We talk about our conceptions! Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas We’re doing Keto! Phil paid a guy a dollar to eat pizza crust and spit it out Is it acceptable to limit gifts for your child? Can we respect we don’t do Santa? Phil went to a Bass Pro Shop Lauren’s fun with TSA Lauren’s birthday trip Phil wants to DM again

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ We survived 26 hours in a car with a child! Hear about how we stayed entertained and learned about the mile marker system, all while ourchild is tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss: Lauren is continuously loud We survived that trip! How we entertained ourselves Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw in: Roadhouse No lights on while driving. That's illegal Lauren with a gun? Phil has thoughts about animals Mile markers are weird Takeaways from each state we drove through Christmas lists and gift giving Replayability in games No emails this time folks

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ An episode that's roundabout on time? Must be that time of year when things get weird and a little spooky! Be prepared for musical fruits, talks of injured animals, and more food woes from Phil, all while their child is tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss: 30 Seconds of Summer, and Spokane Trying GrubHub and DoorDash Link's Awakening first impressions Fruit Music! We show our music expertise Star-Blaster the kitten Grayson found a dead cat Car trip to Alabama Email us please?

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ We took some time away because we are liars, and we're back with episode 11, and a child tucked into bed. In this episode we discuss: Have you ever been cancelled? Did you know teenagers feel disdain for Phil? Phil's one-sided McDonald's boycott True laugh challenge Vaping concerns Holding hands and where Phil went wrong How do you talk to strangers about your child? Lauren's lack of hot takes Too tired to read Detective Pikachu (some spoilers) Forensic Files Upcoming books and games we want to get in to Two emails!

INTRO: "Bit Quest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The tenth episode of our podcast, where we talk about our life and hobbies, all while our child is (hopefully) asleep. We're in the double digits y'all! In this episode we discuss: Our anniversary trip The Grand Cavern Swananoa Palace and people are garbage When hobbies become too expensive Books Lauren says you should buy We call out some authors. Fight me Steven King! JoJo update Gray loves Spiderman We have another email!