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Listen Here! “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single person, in possession of whatever amount of fortune, doesn’t NECESSARILY want to get hitched. ” -Jane Austen, or something.   PS. Thank you so much for listening to our lil podcast about how wedding planning can sometimes suck real hard! We’re taking a brief…

Listen here! If you, or someone you love, is a Spice Chain, PLEASE email us and let us know. Is Liz being Punk’d? PROBABLY.

Listen here! The wedding’s just around the corner, so Liz and Teagan talk the ins and outs of how to actually do the wedding bit of being wed! But in the meantime, they also talk the commodification of self-care, making your dog an officiant, and the benefits of being a Dudas Priest.

Listen Here! Liz listened to a very earnest pitch on pots and pans in pursuit of a “free” honeymoon, and now you can hear about it so  you don’t have to watch a man cook chicken! You’re welcome, America!

Listen Here! This week, we talk the B-word. That’s right. The B-word, the dreaded word that brides get called when they’re just tryin’ to do their best in a patriarchy-trap. You guessed it, that word is BUTTHOLE. JK, JK, it’s Bridezilla. But maybe we should call people being buttholes for their wedding buttholes instead of…

Listen Here! Hello All. Unfortunately, Liz’s family got some very sad news this past week, which meant there’s no new episode. Stay tuned, Liz and Teagan will be back soon! In the meantime, let’s revisit the first episode and see how far we’ve come! Countdown to the wedding is 24 days to go!

Listen Here! This week, Teagan and Liz take a brief break from shouting about being a person getting wedding-ed and the patriarchy to spend some time talking about GOING to a wedding and the patriarchy. How should one be a wedding guest? Here’s a hint- don’t spit blood on the bride!

Listen here! Name-changing is a sticky subject, especially when changing your name means you will share a moniker with a very famous actress-lady. As per usual, patriarchy makes things more complicated than they have to be.

Listen Here! This week, it’s Liz and Damon, chatting about Mothers-in-Law, sitcoms, and sitcomy-mothers-in-law.