It's a month late due to technical difficulties, but here's our Halloween-themed episode! Join us as we discuss the spookiest places we've ever been or hope to never be caught dead in. Broached subjects: The Purpose of Radar Guns, Who is Bloody Mary?, Spooky v. Scary (a Supreme Court case), WindowGate, Yoinks!, and A Man's Opus. Follow us at @MyTopEverythingPodcast [https://www.instagram.com/mytopeverythingpodcast/] on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

Mara is on hiatus but don't worry, we've brought twice the fun to make up for it! Guest BFFs, Lucas and Grayson (formerly known as our producer), join us for our Thanksgiving-themed episode to talk about the distrations we're most thankful for this year. Broached subjects: Grace isn't that bad, "real" dating shows like Love Is Blind, America's Greatest Airplane Pasttime, Are Hobbies Distractions?, The Power of Weed, Uncomfortable Silences, and pets, pets, PETS. Follow us at @MyTopEverythin [https://www.instagram.com/mytopeverythingpodcast/]g on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

Monsters may not seem like the optimal marriage candidates, but we're here to prove you wrong. Let us sell you on our eligible bachelors, bachelorettes, and bachelorthems! Broached subjects: Cara and The Seat of Her Pants, Ray Romano is OK (for now), are henchmen good spouses?, and Groot the Alien Monster.  Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

Some of us have been on many, many first dates. Too many to count. Others, just a handful - not because we're losers! But because we're not shameful promiscuous hoes like Mara and Cara. Join us as we list the worst topics to bring up on a first date.  Broached subjects: burn my Kindle when I die, BookTok, crazy enneagram girls, CHIPS WITHOUT DIP?!?, "the divorce," Tonks and her flesh prison, promotional human teeth, the pointlessness of sports, proper vacuuming time length, Do I Like You or Do I Like Me?, don't let Marian know you have vices, don't let Mara know you like her, don't let Cara know you're insecure, Are We Brats?  Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

Geology is full of mysteries that scientists are still trying to figure out today. Join us as we talk about our favorites. Broached topics: upside-down cups vs. columns, Mushrooms: The Perfect Shape, PCR Inventor Is Definitely Still Alive, erosion, erosion, erosion, Marian hates geology & astronomy sucks too, the power of pocket gophers, do we know why earthquakes happen?, Geology is Sexy, magma gophers, and Mara's personal hell. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

We're joined by one of our best childhood friends, Anna, as we explore jobs we'd do if they actually paid well. Broached topics: pussona, carte blanche, bangs & banging, jobs for youngest children, Anna's Goldilocks Mountain, I Love You... BUT, North Korean bereavement comedians, Mousegate, federal crimes in spying, A Job Is An Exchange Mara!, vegan taste testing, board game hitmen, and rigged points. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

Apologies for the gender-centric subject of this episode. We'll be sure to roast neutral baby names and baby boy names in the future.  Broached topics: genital shirts, lobbing it out of the park, Cambian parks, top 50 friends, LadyBirding, quoches, Name Your Daughters Vulva!, cat butthole, pretty diseases, Look it Up or Make it Up, Guess What Mara Means, b-r-o-c-c-o-l-i, George Foreman VI, and the purpose of non-Bible names?  Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

Whether it's the toaster that burns every slice no matter the setting, the spider that resides in the corner of our living room, or that one traffic light that always seems to change red when we're running late, we all engage in daily battles with various nemeses. In the podcast, you'll learn ours so that if you ever see us IRL, you can annoy us endlessly. Broached topics: selling our souls through ASMR, starting a pod sans Cara, the difficulty of the word archrival, tarps, Grayson the listmaker, ocean water siphoning, rivers leading to oceans??, long lawn = no bueno for weed basements, retired boners, sanding your facial hair, indistinguishable twins Jen Aniston and Michelle Obama, "appy hour" origins, revenge calculus, Cara's REAL archenemies, podcast betting, and the ever elusive "famous" rival sports teams. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

There are a lot of frustrating TV main characters out there, but these ones really get our goat. And for the first time ever, all three of us have the same person on our list. It's a very special occasion for an especially frustrating lead! Honorable mentions include:  1. Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiam  2. George Costanza (aka Larry David), Seinfeld  3. Seinfeld, Seinfeld  4. Raymond, Everybody Loves Raymond,  5. The King from King of Queens,  6. The King from King of the Hill Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.

Take a walk on the spooky side this week as we discuss our top 3 *mostly* personal experiences with the paranormal. Strap in for an hour of ghosts, phantoms, mimics, and poltergeists and we'll see if we can make you believe. Follow us at @MyTopEverything on Twitter and Insta for updates! Email us at [email protected] with topic suggestions, comments, or questions.