My Momma Told Me
My Momma Told Me
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Pop Girlies Are Being Held CAPTIVE! (with Sequoia Holmes)
1 hour 8 minutes Posted Nov 3, 2026 at 11:00 am.
Cold open: Fan-dumb
A very ass-eating intro
Conspiracy: The Khia Asylum is real
Voicemail 1: Crack is the original GLP-1
Voicemail 2: The biracial math ain’t mathing
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Show notes
Is the so-called Khia Asylum putting pop stars in protracted purgatory? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes to speculate about how the Illuminati might be keeping certain singers mired in irrelevance.
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