My Momma Told Me
My Momma Told Me
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Are we already eating PEOPLE? (with Langston and David)
1 hour 12 minutes Posted Jul 28, 2026 at 10:00 am.
Cold open: Nicknames as an adult
Are we post-Julia Roberts as a society?
Conspiracy theory: We are already cannibals
A brief Jackie Chan detour
How would eating people even work?
How are the men on Love Island not hard all the time?
Listener email: Tropical Fantasy rumor
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Do cannibals live amongst us? Could we be unwittingly partaking in such a horrifying act? Langston and David explore the possibility of human meat consumption in our present and/or future. Then, they respond to an email about Big Soda potentially suppressing upstart beverage brands.
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