Wasted, shmasted. You're not doing anything anyways.

Today, we get wasted without alcohol. 14 minutes, you're up to bat!

Ready to get wasted? 14 minutes that is.

14 minutes, of your precious day off, all mine.

Welcome back, let's get wasted! 14 minutes at a time.

If you thought I wasted your time before, just wait for today's episode.

Let's talk about ghosts baby, let's talk about lotion and me.

We're back, and you've ready to get wasted. 14 minutes wasted that is.

We're back with another attempt to steal your slowly drifting minutes away from your life!

We're back again, ready and willing to waste over 2200 seconds of your life.