My Alien Abduction is a serialized, sci-fi comedy audio book. (Genre: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy meets Gary Larson's The Far Side.)

The crew buy gadgets from the kiosks leading to crossing the border.

The crew buy gadgets from the kiosks leading to crossing the border.

Transmission 136

The crew deal with sentients trying to sell them things before they board the Short Tube Tunnel transport.

The crew deal with sentients trying to sell them things before they board the Short Tube Tunnel transport. 

Transmission 135

The crew deal with Badger the border guard.

The crew deal with Badger the border guard.

The crew deal with Badger border guard and prepare to board a Short-Tube tunnel transport.

The crew deal with Badger border guard and prepare to board a Short-Tube tunnel transport.

The crew escape Mellon the Supreme's containment area and approach the border guard kiosks.

The crew escape Mellon the Supreme's containment area and approach the border guard kiosks. 

The crew outwit Mellon the Supreme.

The crew outwit Mellon the adolescent Supreme.

The crew outwit Mellon the adolescent Supreme.

The crew confronts Mellon the Supreme who has taken on the form of a gorilla.

The crew confronts Mellon the Supreme who has taken on the form of a gorilla.

The crew deal with Mellon the adolescent  Supreme.

The crew deal with Mellon the adolescent  Supreme.

The crew deal with Mellon the Supreme who is impersonating a rodeo cowboy to impress Polly.

The crew deal with Mellon the Supreme who is impersonating a rodeo cowboy to impress Polly.