Movies N Sh*t
Movies N Sh*t
Movies N Sh*t Podcast
Patrick and Kelly talking about movies and sh*t.
Episode 63: The Don’t F**k with the Jesus Easter Special
Movie watchers… Riiiiiiiise! Jesus died for our sins so we could sit around and watch movies in peace, so that’s what we did in preparation for this Holy Easter episode.  Christ provides ever-lasting life and we provide Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:20), TV Talk (1:10:14), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:39:33).  Kelly refuses to acknowledge Patrick’s gifts in another installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:56:37) before an all knew edition of Tomato Talk, previously known as Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:02:47).  Finally, Patrick provides your Hidden Gem recommendation of the week (2:05:40).  Episode highlights include podcast recommendations, a Rocketeer themed Lex Paul memory, Kelly’s Star Trek dreams with Nicolas Cage, strong but polite disagreements about Moonstruck, discussions about spiders in space, good vs. bad on-screen tsunamis, good vs. bad on-screen World War II, and upcoming movies on the horizon.     Big shout-out to the NC State Wolfpack for your magical March Madness run!  Don’t ever give up, movie fans.
Apr 5, 2024
2 hr 7 min
Minisode 8: Oscars 2024
It’s that time of year again! We’re Kenning with all the coverage your ears can handle from the 2024 Oscars. You can’t see John Cena’s naked body, but you CAN listen to us talk about it here.
Mar 11, 2024
32 min
Commentary 21: Air Force One (no movie audio)
Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    
Feb 19, 2024
2 hr 27 min
Commentary 21: Air Force One (with movie audio)
Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have served as the inspiration for Disney's Smuggler's Run, zip-lining between aircrafts travelling at 550 miles per hour, and Harrison delivering the greatest single line in cinematic history on one bad-ass airplane.  All that, plus the passionate commentary of two movie-loving idiots.  Happy listening!  Happy President's Day!  And remember -- If you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.    
Feb 19, 2024
2 hr 27 min
Episode 62: A Post-Lord of the Rings Podcast
They’re back and forever changed! You might be asking yourselves: in a world where Kelly has finally seen and acknowledged the greatness of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, what’s left…what else is there…why even go on?  Well, there will always be more movies to see, and that’s enough for this pair of movie-watching podcasters.  Today’s episode kicks off with a well-deserved tribute to Harrison Ford, a short discussion about racing cars and other sh*t before your regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:01), TV Talk (1:15:51), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:29:18).  Patrick shines again in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:54:40) before a special Most Recent Editions to Kelly’s LaserDisc Collection installment of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:13).  And to close the episode out, Kelly and Patrick provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:00:00).  Episode highlights include the first-ever installment of Tom Folsom’s Bad Casting, a brief discussion about the art of acting, Oscar nominations, the incredible run of movies that closed out 2023, the latest from and about Tom Cruise, an obligatory conversation about Star Wars, and the absurd but apparently very popular continuing trend - spiders in space.   Special shout-out to Kelly’s fast and furious friend, Keith.
Jan 27, 2024
2 hr 4 min
Minisode 7 - Lord of the Rings 20th Anniversary Semi-Commentary Special
Twenty years ago (TO THE DAY!), Return of the King was released in theaters, completing (arguably) the greatest movie trilogy of all time. For Patrick, going to see a LOTR movie each Christmas season was a 3-year, time honored tradition. For Kelly, wizards are bullshit. But because their fellowship is so unbreakably strong, Kelly made a promise to Patrick (not unlike the promise Sam made to Frodo) to sit down and actually watch the entire 3-volume, Peter Jackson masterpiece as it was meant to be seen… one 9+ hour cinematic epic. And with a little help from some of our favorite, loyal listeners, he has completed the quest. Click play to hear his takes.
Dec 17, 2023
40 min
Episode 61: Kelly’s Promise To Patrick and Other Movie Talk Too
Greetings, movie fans! Today’s episode kicks off with the most important Special Announcement (1:16) in Movies N Shit history.  Then, enjoy a seamless transition to Movies We’ve Seen since last time (10:40), TV Talk (1:08:35), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:37:25).  Patrick returns to form in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:02:10) before the most important Lord of the Rings edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:04:38) that’s ever been recorded.  Finally, Kelly and Patrick provide not one, not two, but THREE stellar Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:10:25).  Episode highlights include discussions about Scorsese and other filmmakers’ distinctive styles, Halloween movies, Eat the Rich movies, heartwarming soccer stories, theaters we love and movie-going experiences we’ll never forget, superhero fatigue, bad casting choices, and for the first time ever — Patrick knows about a show that Kelly doesn’t know about.  All that and much, much more!    Big congrats to the creatives for making it through the strike! 
Nov 21, 2023
2 hr 17 min
Episode 60: I Wish There Were Less of Them
In today’s episode, we start with miscellaneous shit — cut scenes, youtube channels, great deals on movie stuff, listener feedback… you know, shit like that.  Then it’s back to our regularly scheduled program with Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicking off at 18:50, TV Talk at 1:08:05, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:21:51.  Please keep in mind that all of us have off days as you listen to Patrick give a less than stellar performance in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:38:21, before an equally forgettable edition of Paul Reubens Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:10.  Lastly, Kelly and Patrick provide two more Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure at 1:46:43.  Episode highlights include discussions about how there are just too many period pieces, the superiority of Taylor Sheridan productions, the origin of the Jeremiah Johnson gif, loving shout-outs to Jimmy Buffet and Taylor Swift, and an angry rant from Patrick about the disgusting greed of the movie studios (and the heads of corporations in general).  All that and much, much more!    This one goes out to all those who are currently on strike.  We stand with you. 
Sep 9, 2023
1 hr 51 min
Commentary 20: Terminator 2 Judgement Day (with movie audio)
Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.
Jul 11, 2023
2 hr 25 min
Commentary 20: Terminator 2 Judgement Day (no movie audio)
Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.
Jul 11, 2023
2 hr 25 min
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