This week, Aaron and Leyla irradiate the Forts Knox of their minds with Goldfinger and Goldmember. Join us for an accounting of blondes, Leyla's pitch to co-produce Austin Powers 4, and the adventures of Mongrel Shortsterson and Pelmeni Bigtits. Patrick (H) Willems, The Daniel Craig James Bond Era Is The Weirdest Franchise Everhttps://youtu.be/8bNXqwpm-rk?si=lSAorhDeZsYAn14V  Patrick (H) Willems, How Austin Powers Predicted the Future of Cinemahttps://youtu.be/U5ebOZ-aBX4?si=pp_EnpkAtsPwjcpZ  Robin Hood Men In Tights: The Night Is Young https://youtu.be/fYFMpC6bpiQ?si=cSYtgMBZL-wyDpxy  Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar (2021 Movie) Official Music Video “Edgar’s Prayer” - Jamie Dornanhttps://youtu.be/olSlU879VEU?si=5qZMhvRcTDBAglsp  --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviewsaavoigt.com Leyla's itchio

On this episode, Mortified begins a new unit on spy media with the classic 1974 novel (and it's 2011 adaptation), Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy! We discuss the difficulty of grappling with dense texts, the limitations of the podcast as critical media project, and approve of the book's handling of messy bisexuals.    Links: A Bounty of Books Summary Smiley Recounts his Meeting with Karla Studio Ghibli: Architecture in Animation --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviewsaavoigt.com Leyla's itchio

This week, Aaron and Leyla had a rough time and decided to give themselves a little break. We'll be back in two weeks with the beginning of our spy unit but in the meantime, we lick our wounds.

This week, Aaron and Leyla indulge in the glorious tradition of watching advertisements for video games and going, "Ooh!" "Aah!" or "Neat, but not for me." We did not poison ourselves with Mountain Dew or hot wings this time, but if you have suggestions for future physical trials you can e-mail us at [email protected]. Aaron's Picks:  Vampire: the Masquerade — ETERNAL WHISPERS (Flyos) Trailer: https://youtu.be/1_zshBWxK_4?is=g23Be0eZJP9WvmYS  Into the Wind (Bloom & Gloom Games)Trailer: https://youtu.be/jyc4YVKN1N8?is=JqeFyvMaAZMulkoB  Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve (Bandai Namco Aces Inc.)Trailer: https://youtu.be/c2bgoQhlzqE?is=qEuD7vVQkle-eVjb  Ithaca (The Pixel Hunt)Trailer: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2156800/Ithaca/  About Fishing (The Water Museum)Trailer: https://youtu.be/V8R31HBvlVE?is=MsmYmESBwtYu3kUo Demo: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3856530/About_Fishing/  Leyla's Picks:  Stamperor! The Jester's Decree (Moon Mind Studio)Trailer: https://youtu.be/vAUxi8SsD1k?is=_PqIlIPZgNZYx-i- Demo: https://store.steampowered.com/app/4565800/Stamperor_The_Jesters_Decree__Demo/  Heaven Crawler (Carbon Machina)Trailer: https://youtu.be/PwrLEdxfQ_M?is=j4ZCxTYRwZz-Q-hm Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/carbonmachina/heaven-crawler-immersive-exploration-based-dungeon-crawler  Inkblood (Hey Bird!) https://youtu.be/B8WqkR4ZU3Y?is=hJMeLxg1-OWwuY7r  Resident Evil Veronica (CAPCOM)https://youtu.be/uxUMXniTfjM?is=gHx56R_qcwOj9JZ8  Back in Time (Omnaya Studios)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPMByUOj-tM  Also mentioned:  Ace Combat 4 (Namco)Playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHXod3-C6A4  Ico (Sony Computer Entertainment)Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-RvnO2eKQ  Job Fit for A Devil (Baba Yaga Games)Trailer: https://youtu.be/dnGh0AvkcUU?si=piWRemSJTRky4-rQ  Kingdom Hearts 4 (Square Enix)Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjagzpvHXU  Resident Evil 5Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUI48f4iWPc Chis Redfield Punches Boulder: https://youtu.be/4xuXkVzBdJQ?si=AXXswyBqoDf2-WAi  Resident Evil 7: biohazardTrailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgYqQsbKn6w Playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_DCxuSH0d0&list=PLqfNLQec1ZRneIDzBbFfBGl-5LQ7eLOB- --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviewsaavoigt.com

On this episode of Mortified, Aaron and Leyla continue their trek through TwIsTeD fairy tales with the 2012 dark fantasy film "Snow White and the Huntsman!" We enjoy a heaping serving of Charlize Theron, discuss the late 00's relationship with celebrities, and break down what makes Imagery so critical to art.  Video Hole Episode II : https://store.steampowered.com/app/2269060/VideoHole_Episode_II/ --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviewsaavoigt.com

This week, join Aaron and Leyla on their TwIsTeD fairy tale retrospective on Red Riding Hood (2011)! Join us for missing Twilight, feverish concern about the lack of grains in this fantasy village, and some light cucking. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviews Aaron's "Tyranny" Playthroughaavoigt.com

This week, Leyla and Aaron embark on a new unit covering grimdark fairytales, starting with the 2005 animated mystery "Hoodwinked!" We celebrate an unnecessarily stacked cast, shout out Spiked TV, and dig into what's endearing about sincerity in an era of cynicism.  CGY Not- Hoodwinked Director Cory Edwards Discusses The Making Of, The Dodgy Sequel, The Weinstein's And More The schnitzel song TV Tropes- Right Behind Me The Wild Gentlemen's "Retrospace" Announce Trailer- Panera Bread Lemonade Lawsuit-  --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviews Aaron's "Tyranny" Playthroughaavoigt.com

This week, Aaron and Leyla plunder the depths of their Emmersonian minds while watching Megalopolis! Join us for a lot of expressions of shock and disbelief, and ... also disbelief and shock. We rated this "technically a movie." --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviewsaavoigt.com

Aaron and Leyla finally put down their ideological burden and finish their two-month journey of reading "The Fountainhead." We get the maddest we've ever been, get fully irradiated with yaoi, make a short pilgrimage to the cuck chair, and cap it all off with a special musical ending, for real fans only.  Links-  Marc Andreessen on Introspection The Wuthering Heights Skin Room Sideways- Why Hellfire is the Best Disney Villain Song Ever --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviewsaavoigt.com

Content warning: There is discussion of fitional sexual assault from ~11:20 to ~21:20.  This week, Aaron and Leyla drill down into the Fountainhead, parts 2 and 3! Join us for discussions of psychic kink negotiations, Rand re-inventing shounen dialogue and fight choreography, and the fact that this 700-page objectivist tome does occasionally drop bars. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects:Aaron's TTRPG Reviewsaavoigt.com