After a lengthy hiatus, three of our merry band return to discuss robot depression, magical girl anime openings, and how much we hate children. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron, produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, performed by Caitlin Myers (original source for this arrangement unknown) "Conjunction Junction" from Schoolhouse Rock! by Bob Dorough, performed by Jack Sheldon, Terry Morel, and Mary Sue Berry "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland National Anthem," traditional, by National Anthems Channel Australian Robot Susan and British Robot Narrator portrayed by ttsmps.com's Nicole and Brian voices, respectively

Many moons ago, our intrepid idiots traveled to TFCon Baltimore 2021. This ancient recording reminisces of that adventure while also wondering where Vector Prime shoves his sword when he's not using it. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron, produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi British Robot Narrator portrayed by ttsmp3.com's Brian voice

Bud teaches the Autobots how to swim, Scott McNeil talks to himself, and we make far too many references to The Little Mermaid. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron, produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi "The Red Sea" from The Prince of Egypt, by Hans Zimmer and Stephen Schwartz "Under the Sea" from Disney's The Little Mermaid, by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman "She's in Love" from Disney's The Little Mermaid, by Alan Menken and Glenn Slater "Big Water" from The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island, by Michele Brourman, Amanda McBroom, and Michael Tavera, performed by Thomas Dekker, Anndi McAfee, Aria Curzon and Jeff Bennett "Eggs" from The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure, by The Roches, performed by Jeff Bennet and Rob Paulson "The Touch" by Stan Bush and Lenny Macaluso

The awesomest character in the show is finally introduced, Thundercracker makes Optimus drop his load, a̴n̵d̵ Tr̴i̴s̵h̵'̷s̷ i̶̼͌ň̶̯t̷̖̏e̴̲̋r̸̲̾ṋ̵̏e̷͎͊t̵͚͘ ̶̘́d̸̪͓̬̼̉̉̈́ǐ̴̙͕e̸̛͈̠̐̕͜͝ş̵͛͑̿̆. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron, produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi The Princess Bride, produced by Act III Communications, Buttercup Films, and 20th Century Fox British Robot Narrator portrayed by ttsmp3.com's Brian voice

Welcome to More Than Meets the Ear UNCUT! In the aftermath of Kingdom's release, we interview special guest Frank Todaro, voice of Starscream, Rattrap, Shamble, and more in Netflix's War for Cybertron trilogy.  Music clips used are from the Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi

Trish advocates racism against sauropods, Optimus and Megatron have a pillow fight, and Susan shares her thoughts on mpreg. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi "Trust Me" from The Devil's Carnival, by Terrance Zdunich and Saar Mendelman "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3, written by Sean Foreman, Nathaniel Motte, and Benjamin Levin "Trust in Me (The Python's Song)" from Disney's The Jungle Book, written by Robert and Richard Sherman The Transformers (1984-1987) episode "City of Steel," written by Douglas Booth, produced by Marvel Productions and Sunbow Productions  "Housewares Employee" from Evil Dead: The Musical, performed by Ryan Ward and Jennifer Byrne, music by Christopher Bond, Frank Cipolla, Melissa Morris, and George Reinblatt, lyrics by George Reinblatt The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving, produced by Universal Animation Studios The Little Mermaid, produced by Walt Disney Pictures

We drink green gloop with special guest Lita of Ia-Con Online as a mountain collapses, the President of the United States breaks the law, and a ninja disappears in a puff of flatulence. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi Super Smash Bros. Brawl Menu 1 Theme Music by SMILE PLEASE Co., Ltd., HAL Laboratory, Inc., Nobuo Uematsu, and Shogo Sakai Ghidrah, the Three-Headed Monster produced by Toho Co., Ltd., English dub produced by Bellucci Productions Australian Robot Susan portrayed by ttsmp3.com's Nicole voice British Robot portrayed by ttsmp3.com's Brian voice

Starscream schemes, Hot Shot gets his wings, and Thundercracker is somehow smarter than the entire Autobot team. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi "Leave It All to Me" from iCarly, performed by Miranda Cosgrove and Drake Bell, written by Michael Corcoran Pac-Man theme by Shigeichi Ishimura and Toshio Kai "In the End" by Linkin Park "I'm the Map" by Billy Straus from Dora the Explorer, produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studio "Thankless Job" from Repo! The Genetic Opera, performed by Anthony Stewart Head, music by Darren Smith and Terrance Zdunich "The LarryBoy Theme Song" from VeggieTales, by Phil Vischer and David Mullen "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?" from VeggieTales, by Mike Nawrocki "Monkey" from VeggieTales, by Randall Goodgame and Andrew Peterson "The Song of the Cebu" from VeggieTales, by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps" from VeggieTales, by Mike Nawrocki and Kurt Heinecke "Oh No! What We Gonna Do?" from VeggieTales, performed by Josh Carias, written by Mike Nawrocki and Phil Vischer "The Bunny Song" from VeggieTales, by Phil Vischer "It's Lenny's Fault" from VeggieTales, by Phil Vischer and Kurt Heinecke

Susan watches the wrong episode, Trish goes feral, and Josh tries to send sexy texts. All this and very little discussion of Transformers: Cybertron! Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews episode 168 by Thew Adams Josh's sexy texts read by ttsmp3.com's Brian voice

We are joined by special guest Mike Seibert of the Mike Seibert Radio Podcast to discuss the first of many races, the utterly intolerable Bud Hansen, and creepy tentacles. Also Susan is temporarily replaced by a robot. Clips used are from: Transformers: Cybertron produced by Entertainment One and GONZO Galaxy Force soundtrack by Megumi Ohashi Among Us developed by InnerSloth Australian Robot Susan portrayed by ttsmp3.com's Nicole voice "Hush, Hush! Not a Word!" from The Pirates of Penzance by W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan "For He's Going to Marry Yum-Yum" from The Mikado by W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan "Hurricane" from Death Note the Musical, performed by Hong Kwang-Ho, music by Frank Wildhorn, English lyrics by Jack Murphy, Japanese lyrics by Ako Takahashi, Korean lyrics by Hee Joon Lee, script by Ivan Menchell, Japanese script by Kayoko Jo, Korean script by Hee Joon Lee, produced by CJES "Dangerous Game" from Jekyll & Hyde by Frank Wildhorn, Leslie Bricusse, and Steve Cuden "Where Is the Justice?" from Death Note the Musical, performed by Jeremy Jordan, music by Frank Wildhorn, lyrics by Jack Murphy "Epiphany" from Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim