After a Mysterious Email and an even stranger secret meeting, a secret is shared.  Join us this episode as we discuss what secrets were revealed to us by a stranger claiming to be Illuminati.    We tell all.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Matt and Trevor take boner pills and find out if birds are real. #birdsarentreal --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is what happens when five people bare their souls and confess to what scares them the most. Hosted by Trevor W. Heasley.

Matt, Trevor and James sit down to start a brand new season of insanity. What's going on with Corey Feldman? Is Donald Trump a time traveler and Trevor drops a brilliant idea for a movie. Listen now. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

How different are we as a species? This week's topics include Trevor's frightening encounter with a little person, Matt sings a song about Zenu and we touch on scientology. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;58;28 Breaking Bad with a Fanny Pack 03 00;05;07;07  A Happy Potato 04 00;06;15;27 Bullet Bar 05 00;07;55;13 Matt’s Formula for Men and Women 06 00;09;19;23 Master Rooster Blocking 07 00;09;55;17  The Last Egyptian King 08 00;12;01;25  You Can Do it Yeeeeeah 09 00;12;41;06 The “Ungetable” Joke 10 00;14;00;06 Matt’s Stolen Intro 11 00;14;41;05 Kids Say the Darnedest Things 12 00;14;54;03 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 1) 13 00;21;14;28  The Earth is Still Flat 14 00;24;36;12 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 2) 15 00;30;09;29 Lori Laughlin’s College woes 16 00;34;38;08 T.I.’s Hymen Nightmare (Part 3) 17 00;39;39;05 Uber Complaints 18 00;47;06;00 Bean Beans Good for Your Heart 19 00;49;17;09 End Music --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode the guys try to examine the conspiracy Theory's that intrigue them the most. 01 00:00:02:00 Intro 02 00;01;39;27 A Good Reason to Quit Weed 03 00;04;43;15 Old Man Trevor Vs. Millennial 04 00;09;08;23 WAll-E…. But, Were They Happy 05 00;11;31;01 Sean Gets Literally Literal 06 00;13;41;26 Million Dollar Sound Design 07 00;14;42;28 Death Hoax 08 00;17;20;03 Porn and Drug Use 09 00;20;32;14 Restarting the Goo 10 00;20;49;15 Why Can’t We Be Friends 11 00;22;28;28 Don’t Google Blue Waffle 12 00;25;16;21 Conspiracy Theories 13 00;26;51;27 Conspiracy #1 - Trevor is an Alien 14 00;29;57;25 Conspiracy #2 - First Ladies w/Extra Package 15 00;31;41;21 Conspiracy #3 - Stephen King and John Lennon 16 00;32;33;10 Conspiracy #4 - JFK and Marilyn Monroe 17  00;35;16;16 Conspiracy #5 - 1600-1900 18 00;36;28;18 That Time Google Laughed at Us 19 00;37;28;15 Conspiracy #6 - Jim Morrison Hippy Operative 20 00;39;35;09 Conspiracy #7 - 9/11 21  00;45;10;19 The Final Hitler Conspiracy 22 00;48;44;00 Thanos is not a Villain 23 00;58;01;24 The Final Thought 24 01;02;09;03 End Music --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Trevor talks about the history of Halloween and Matt comes out as a Flat Earth Denier. Plus a Edgar Allen Poe Poem (The Raven) read by Matt.. 01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00:01:40:07 Welcome 03 00:01:49:05 Spicy Chicken Photos 04 00:03:20:07 On The Turning Away 05 00:05:50:16 New Listener 06 00:07:01:00 Pretending to be Annoyed 07 00:08:52:20 Poem: Antigonish (Matt) 08 00:11:22:02 Plague On Sesame Street 09 00:14:20:12 Halloween Facts 01 00:16:15:10 Candy Corn 11 00:18:01:14 The Legend of Stingy Jack 12 00:20:02:08 Trick or Treating 13 00:21:57:10 House Upon the Hill 14 00:23:29:21 An Empty Chair for David Miscavage 15 00:25:53:00 The Blood of Stan Lee 16 00:27:58:21 No KY in Jail, Period 17 00:28:43:03 Dyslexic Incarcerated Youths 18 00:30:21 :03 Come at Me Brah 19 00:31:05:1 9 Sexual Harassment Training 20 00:32:29:03   Satan and Satanist 21 00:35:33:04 Quote Trivia - Who Said ‘dat 22 00:38:51:08 Mandela Effect (Part I) 23 00:40:05:12 Flat Earth 24  00:48:46:19 Bible Thumping 25 00:51:43:22 Constantine 26 00:54:06:13 Mandela Effect (part II) 27 01:11:12:08 Poem: The Raven (Matt) 28  01:21:23:16 Raven’s Meaning 29 01:22:56:07 The Final Thought 30 01:23:17:22 End Music --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The guys discuss Divine Intervention and the things that scare them most, Sleep paralysis, Aliens, and Charlotte's Web 01 00;00;01;00 Intro 02 00;01;36;04 Alien Gonzales 03 00;05;24;05 Scare-a-normal Drunktivity 04 00;09;11;03 The Spider Omen 05 00;12;50;19 Doctor Sleep 06 00;15;24;23 Thou Shalt Duck and Wait 07 00;22;48;09 Puppy Petting 08 00;23;19;17 A Nightmare on Goo Street 09 00;33;28;01 To Hardwick a Predator 10 00;34;30;20 Just The Tip 11 00;43;15;00 End Music --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Trevor sits down with grocery store employee during the Quarintine. What can we do to protect them and what they are doing to protect us,. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app