Join us for an eloquent journey, a quest rather, in search of the most decadent, the most scrumptious theories on milk. This adventure will be be historical. It will be scientifical. But most importantly it will be theoretical. Omukama ('Superior Milkman') Taylor Johnson of The International Society of Theoretical Milk Drinkers, International: Society hosts with guest stars such as ChatGPT, his goat Estabon, and grocers across the globe!