At 8 AM on September 10th, 1999, Kathy Semansky called the police. Her coworker, Girly Chew Hossencofft, was ten minutes late for her shift at a Bank of America branch in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Kathy knew something was wrong. Her soon-to-be ex-husband, Diazien (Die-Zen) Hossencofft, had not only abused Girly but had tricked several women into believing he was a 400-year-old alien who had injections that could secure eternal youth. What followed was a police search across state lines, ninja swords, diy blood transfusions, and allegations of cannibalism. Still, the question remains: what happened to Girly Chew Hossencofft?