Summary: “Have you ever been to a buffet where you literally try everything?”   Sometimes the best way to find your new favorite things is to just sample a lot of different things until you find the things that you enjoy the most. As with a buffet…or even dating, you just “grab something” you think you might like and “give it a taste”. If you like it, you keep going back for more. And if it’s not your thing, you simply continue the process of sampling and tasting other things until you find something you truly enjoy.   Founded by Markus Staiger in Donzdorf, Germany way back in 1987, NUCLEAR BLAST has signed a myriad of metal artists over the years from across the spectrum of sub genres, ranging from hardcore and symphonic metal to industrial metal, thrash metal, and beyond, including some top tier legacy thrash bands from the 1980’s that enjoyed a resurgence in popularity during the 2000’s (fun fact: Slayer’s final studio album, Repentless, is the highest charting NUCLEAR BLAST release in the United States, making it to Number 4 on the Billboard 200.)   In the context of this particular episode, we are referring to our recent sampling of the artist roster from NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS, and much like with dating and buffets, there were some bands we enjoyed more than others, some that were right up our alley and REALLY hit the spot, and some that just weren’t our cup of tea (so to speak), but rest assured that everything we sampled was most definitely interesting and we learned a few things along the way.   Prepare for the most philosophical voicemail about metal music that we’ve ever received, realize that when it comes to power outages and paranormal activity that “I just wanna make sure that they know that I know that they know” and remember that “sometimes, wet’s not bad” when you JOIN US on our sampling expedition of the NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS artist roster.  Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “So, it’s wet over there…? Sometimes wet’s not bad, dude…”/ “I got a weird, kinda ghost story-ish thing to tell you…”/ #powersurge #poweroutage #thrice #supernatural /  “Third time now…but now it’s off for about 5 minutes…right before I dial the number…”/ “I can promise you that THEY know…”/ “I just wanna make sure that they know that I know that they know…”/ #markthetime / “This house has an elevator in it…”/ “Are they blue tarps? Well at least they’ll get skipped when the apocalypse comes…”/  ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s on a coaster…Lake Matthew has all but dried up over here…”/  ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!*** / “I still don’t know why that’s funny, I still don’t know why it irritates people…”/ #sixseven / “I’m gonna keep raw dogging it…”   (04:23): ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #NewPatreons / “Hold on one second…I did not forget him…you forgot Phil!”/  ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #YouTube #FaceBook #InstaGram and on #TikTok (“I don’t know if you need to say that (we’re going ‘viral as fuck’) …”) ***EMAIL US at [email protected]  ***VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** #voicemail / “We’ve got some long ones…they’re big…girthy…thick and full…”/ “The Real Reason Metal Disappeared from American Culture In The Late 90’s” on #TikTok / “That was the most profound voicemail I think we’ve ever had…”/ “I’d like to talk philosophy with that dude…I feel like he wears a cowboy hat all the time…”   (11:00): #TheDocket

“No sink or nothing, right? You’re just gonna go free ball it…”   1989 was the very first year EVER that The Recording Academy recognized hard rock and metal music with the “Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance Vocal or Instrumental”. And other than the completely insulting “slap in the face” by The Recording Academy to Metallica (think Will Smith & Chris Rock, but even more childish, petty, and completely unnecessary), there were no other Big Four albums or happenings in 1989.   (SIDEBAR: Y’know, maybe it’s just speculation, conspiracy theory, or just good old-fashioned karma in action, but the way Metallica “lost” that Grammy, it’s like they were literally “deleted from the mix” of nominees, so to speak. Not unlike a certain bass player from a certain mix on a certain album. Moving on…)   “Just gonna raw dog it…”   As we are all aware, metal (especially thrash) is far more than just The Big Four, and 1989 was actually quite an excellent year for metal. As thrash was nearing the zenith of its popularity, Wrathchild America’s debut album, Climbin’ The Walls, hit the record store shelves, Exodus, Testament, and Sepultura each released legendary 3rd albums, and Nuclear Assault released the first, the best, and arguably one of the most revolutionary lyric videos in the history of music for Critical Mass, featuring a one-eyed smiley face saying, “Follow me!” and a “Required Nasty Bit”, courtesy of Jessica Hahn.   “What is YOUR favorite album of 1989?”   Prepare yourself for a bit of obscure Metal Nerdery 1989-centric trivia, embrace what it means to receive your “first JOB”, and find out what you should definitely NOT do in your landlord’s pool when you JOIN US as we fire up the time machine and go check out THE CLASS OF 1989. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Aww, mark the time!”/ “I might have got the end of it…hopefully it’ll be enough…”/ “No sink or nothing, right? You’re just gonna go free ball it…just gonna raw dog it!”/  “Do you have a problem using coasters?”/ #LakeVonMatthew / “Welcome to Lake Matthew…it’s deep and it’s wet…”/ “All the good buttons are gonna be Russell…”/ #markthetime / “Raw dog it…balls deep…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Sorry I made the table wet…” / “Turn it off now…”/ “So much yelling…that sounds like a great time…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AND THE BUNKERPOON METAL CENTER FOR EXCELLENCE!!!*** / “It’s deep and wet…and moist.”/  #bluealgae / “You can, but it’s probably gonna ruin your day…Toxic Avenger style…”/ “Guys will do that? Or you’ll do that?” (04:50): ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “We’re not Winger over here…”/ “I think they’re dangerous when they get to be that age…”/ “If you eat one more steak, it’s gonna kill you…”/ “Is it the steak that’s gonna kill you though? Maybe…or the steak’s parents…”/ ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #Facebook #YouTube #Instagram and #TikTok / EMAIL US at [email protected] and GIVE US A CALL AND VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** (07:55): “Boys…Fellas…Hey Guys!”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  THE CLASS OF 1989 / “It was sort of the introduction to death metal…thrash was becoming more extreme…”/ “You don’t even have to sell it…it sells itself.”/ “1989 is a special memory for me…that was when I first got my first job…and on the day I went to do my interview for the first job, I also got my first ‘JOB’!”/ “He’s talking about a beej…”/ #tremendous / “I got

Death.    The word alone possesses the same tangible finality and permanence as the act itself. Death marks the end of one’s physical life & existence in this world and can come as a tragic, sudden, and untimely end, or as the sometimes “welcome” final resolution of life following a long, protracted period of illness and suffering.   “We got to live on the same earth at the same time as all these dudes…”   Regardless of how it presents, death impacts every single human on earth. Whether it’s the death of a loved one or our own mortality, it’s the one thing we as humans all share. And no matter what we do or how we live out our lives, eventually we will ALL be (as Lemmy so poetically put it) “killed by death” …and nobody has any idea “when” or “how” it will arrive.   “Do you know how many Junes they lived through?”   Over the course of our lifetime, we all bid farewell to the artists which have helped shape us as people, providing us with what would become the soundtrack to our lives. Many of our favorite artists passed away before we even became familiar with their work, and many have passed away so recently that we are still processing their loss from the perspective of our own lives and the impact that their lives and their art have had on us.   “All you gotta do if you miss them is press play…”   Having said that, we are not here to bemoan the losses we’ve experienced in the metal community so much as we are here to ask you to JOIN US as we CELEBRATE the legacy of those we have lost who have blessed our lives so richly with the timeless art they created that will forever transcend death. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s the last Saturday in June…”/ “The Righteous Bean…”/ “It’s got the meatiest bass sound I’ve ever heard in my life…”/ #markthetime / #Converge #HumOfHurt #LoveIsNotEnough / “It’s like their Loads, basically…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I’m sorry, dude…it’s June.” / “Yeah, I like showing my titties…”/ #sideboobaction   (03:13): ***PATREON US at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** /  “Actually, you can pick whichever Metal Nerdery shirt you want…”/ ***SHOP US at metalnerdery.com/merch to see which shirt is right for you! ***/ “The trillionaire is no longer a trillionaire now…he literally lost as much money as the 2nd richest person on the planet is worth…”/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / #AmericanDave #PartTwo / “Any guitar solos from the day that blew your mind that still sends shivers?” / #allegedly /#guitarsolos / Some of our favorite, most memorable guitar solos (Thanks for the conversation starter, Dave!) / “I don’t pay attention to guitar solos as much as you guys do…”/ “Talk about ‘golden take’…”/ “They’re trying to piecemeal the perfect performance…”/ “Delicious might be the word…”   (09:38): “It’s appropriate that you’d say that in June…”/ #fabulous / “It was usually about food…” / “I had two pieces of chicken sausage…”/ #markthetime / #chickendick / “Dude, that looks fabulous!” / “I got corrected for it…”/ “It made me sound a little bit…June…”   (12:03): “I wanted to expose you guys…I think you’re gonna like this…” / #Converge DREAM DEBRIS (Hum of Hurt – 2026) / “I didn’t cup, dude…”/ “Those are drums, sir…”/ “Is that not meaty!?” / “If you look at the CD case…it’s like Led Zeppelin IV…there’s no song titles, the band name’s not on there…”/ “Like the old days…it was an experience…”/ #sta

“I mean it’s June, so…”   Released September 29, 1992, CORE, the debut album from San Diego, California’s own STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (or STP for short) is one of those albums that doesn’t really fit into the “grunge” category, nor does it fit into the traditional “heavy metal” box either. It’s certainly not grunge but is definitely “more metal than Pearl Jam”, and while there may be some subtle similarities here and there, they are as different as apples and apple sauce.   “It’s June, man. Knock yourself out…”   Of the STP discography, CORE is certainly their heaviest and most metal sounding album, offering a refreshing change to the musical landscape of the early 90’s with an alternative brand of metal filled with enough grunt and power to appeal to metal heads while simultaneously providing enough melody & hook to achieve the widespread popularity and mainstream crossover success that would lead to its 8x platinum sales status.   Produced by Brendan O’Brien, a legendary name in the alternative metal scene during the 1990’s, CORE is “the heavier side of the ‘grunge’ thing”. You might say that STP’s CORE was “the next wave of metal that wasn’t Pantera…or thrash”.   “We’ve only got 2 more weeks of June though…after June, you can’t do it.”   Understand that “if you’re into naked Sundays you can look at everybody’s wicked garden” and enjoy a nice “piece of pie” in the process. And if you’re still trying to do the math to figure out what a trillionaire is, just remember that “a billion is a thousand million…a trillion is a thousand billion…” and when you have that much cash laying around, “it’s gonna be like Caligula…” when you JOIN US as we eat the apple all the way down to the seeds of STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ transformative alternative metal debut, CORE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We’re stuck in…our lane…we’re not actively searching for it…” / #Psycroptic /  “I did not realize that the #WorldCup is like 40 days…”/ “People are just livid about soccer…in the best way possible…”/ “You’ve gotta watch for the flops…”/ “Have you ever been to a college football game?” / #AtlantaUnited / “We’re not on the soccer map…”/  “The ball is 4 inches outside the box…”/ #markthetime / “They tap their helmet…and they show the ball…”/ “It’s not in the strike zone…it’s in the pooper…I mean, it’s June” … ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** (05:15): ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST LOCATED IN THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!*** / #keepitthrashy / “That’s why I’m such a big fan of June…”/ “When they sit in the sun…they cook…”/ #autostart / “I wish you could do that with boners…it’s called porn. And that button is on your phone…” / Dicklifter.com / ***PATREON US AT www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** /  “What if it’s…the world’s first trillionaire?”/ “A billion is a thousand million…a trillion is a thousand billion…”/ “Cars and houses…or whores and drugs?”/ “Oh it’s gonna be like Caligula…”/ #nachosilos / “You could fix the fucking homeless problem!”/ #tacostands / “Clearly you can’t…”/ “What kinda parties do those guys go to?”/ “So it’d be like #TheShining but on the water?”   (11:39): ***VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #AmericanDave / “He was sucking on chili dogs, dude…”/ “Alright…this is 3 minutes, AND there’s a part 2…”/ #patreonepisode /  “Hard rock and heavy metal, as it ‘twere…”/ “Before we get into anything…hopefully I don’t get picked again…but I’ve got #juryduty coming up…” / / #lovetriangle #perj

The year is 1980. The U.S. National Debt is a paltry $900 Billion, the word “yuppie” appears for the first time in print, the Pac-Man videogame is released in arcades everywhere, Mount St. Helens explodes in Washington state, and Cable News Network (also known as CNN) becomes a thing.   In the world of metal, Iron Maiden release their self-titled debut album, Black Sabbath reinvent themselves with new frontman Ronnie James Dio on vocals and release Heaven and Hell, and AC/DC regroup after the tragic loss of Bon Scott and release Back In Black featuring new vocalist Brian Johnson, an album that would go on to sell more than 40 million copies and become one of the biggest selling albums of all time.   Just as time and technology continued marching forward, the hard rock of the 70’s continued its evolution into a new direction with a faster, heavier, and more aggressive sound beginning in 1980 that would become even faster, heavier, and more aggressive throughout the 80’s.   Get ready for a taste of “Something Haunted” from the “Necronomidonkeykongimicon” and find out why “you gotta watch for the flops” if you want to get in the spirit and enjoy the FIFA World Cup.    Discover which dinosaur is “the biggest dinosaur”, understand the rules and regulations regarding “flip-flops”, find out which type of rooster has the best breasts, and be sure to “have a nice June” when you JOIN US as we dive headlong into the year that gave us the birth of modern metal with THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD – 1980. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Welcome back to the red button section of the show…”/ “We’re gonna do an ITM of nothing but Goblin Cock…”/ “They might be on their way to the ATL…”/ The complete #GoblinCock collection / “Necronomidonkeykongimicon…”/ “The dongasaurus…that’s the biggest dinosaur by the way…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #AI / #Juicebox / “That’s what I want…please send me a shape shifting sex doll…”/ “One night I might want a home cooked meal…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST DEEP DOWN IN THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!*** / “Consumption is old school tuberculosis…”/ “Okay, so you wanna hear the joke?”/  #cuntscum #scumcunt (6:55): “Now that we’ve offended everybody…”/ ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Uh…you missed…”/ “Am I completely wrong or did you miss the Grandmaster Vag Destroyer?”/ “So the song…from Goblin Cock…SOMETHING HAUNTED (Necronomidonkeykongimicon – 2016) / “It’s like hooky doom metal…”/ “Button please…”/ “That was just on #Spotify …”/  ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #Facebook #YouTube #Instagram and #TikTok*** / *** EMAIL US at [email protected] *** / #peachstarfish   (13:13): “I will tell you…how to watch the game ‘soccer’ and be entertained…”/ #FIFA #WorldCupSoccer #WorldCup2026 / “You gotta watch for the flops…that’s the best part…”/ #markthetime / “A good 7 inches…”/ #OzzyManReviews / “These guys KNOW there’s replay…and the internet is forever…”/ “If you want to get in the spirit and watch the world cup, look for the flops…”/ Rules for wearing Flip Flops / #doublefuckyou   (20:00): ***VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Ken from Connecticut… / #MiltonBerle and #UFO / The dispute regarding AC/DC’s country of origin relative to the band members’ respective countries of origin vs where the band was formed / “Is Scotland England?” / “The band was formed in Australia…”/ NOTE: only Phil Rudd was born in Australia.   (26:08): #Th

“I wanna hear THAT at my grocery store, when I’m going for the meat section…”   Whether it’s the song we all rise for at sports ball events,  the first song on Rush’s “Fly By Night” album (not to mention the first song on Anthrax’s EP of classic rock covers), or the sing-along, encore at the end of a rock show, ANTHEMS represent a clarion call, a rallying cry that unites fans in unspeakable joy, unity, and celebration. It’s almost always the song that EVERYONE knows (even your grandmother) and is very much NOT a deep cut.    “AC/DC’s kind of an anthem band…they have at least one on every album…”   In fact, ANTHEMS are those kinds of songs where, if you hear one in a public place: at a bar, a restaurant, the grocery store, or a friend’s party, you’re not going to NOT like it. Sure, it’s probably the most well-known, popular, played into the ground, mainstream “hit” that EVERYONE (again, probably even your grandmother) is familiar with, but no matter what song it is or where you might hear it, ANTHEMS are  guaranteed to get you fired up, lift your spirit, and bring a smile to your face.   “I wanna do a little birthday squig…”   Find out what’s happening “THIS FRIDAY”, realize that birthdays are the anniversaries of life, and JOIN US for a Bunkerpoon birthday celebration full of cake, refreshments, and good cheer as we cuss and discuss the unifying power behind rock and metal ANTHEMS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “I think I just turned it up…”/ “I’m upright and taking nourishment…”/  “I’ll give myself the bean…”/ “I’ll put it wherever you want…you want it on the inside or the outside?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #keepitthrashy / “Maybe he just unlocked another dimension with his weed…”/ “Dr. Pepper, Captain Morgan, and PB&J’s…”/ #yeah / #McDonalds #DirtyDrPepper #Rim / “Was the rim the best part?” / “If you have foam down there, you should really go see your doctor…to have him finish you to completion…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AND THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!*** / #happybirthday / #birthdayepisode / “I eat once a day…I’m the lightest I’ve been in 3 years…”/ “A handful of food, 5 times a day…”/ #cavemandiet / “Fasting is the way…”/ “Now they’re saying that sugar is WORSE than heroin…”/ “It’s all mental…” (07:37): ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #SpiritInTheSky /  “I was looking at the name: I thought it said ‘My Boss’…”/ ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #MetalNerderyPodcast on #YouTube #Facebook #InstaGram and #TikTok *** / #drysockets and #wisdomteeth #viralaf / #Pyscroptic GATHERING A VENOMOUS HERD / (The Pulse of Annihilation – 2026) / #technicaldeathmetal / #Tasmania #Australia #AussieMetal / “They got a Wiki page, that’s saying something…”/ Tasmania, Australia (“Yeah…”) / “How any albums do they have?” / “Let’s go through the album titles…”/  “You wanna watch a video?”/ #youwatchamovie / ARCHITECTS OF EXTINCTION /  “Those guys are re-tah-diculous!” / The reaction of laughter to unbelievable riffs and technical prowess   (18:18): “So here’s what we’ve got to contend with…I’m gonna ask you, right here in front of everybody…” / “You think God listens to this podcast, dude?”/ “I wanna do a little birthday squig in the beginning…”/ “This year marks the 25th anniversary of Pig Destroyer’s Prowler In The Yard, which is like the Reign In Blood of grindcore…”/ “I’ve got a kink now, where I can’t get off unless Stephen Hawking is watching…”/ “I hate this

“Today is all about 7’s…”   We can’t believe it…it’s officially been SEVEN years since we began our podcasting journey, and as of this episode, we are celebrating SEVEN years of heavy metal podcasting excellence!  And in the spirit of heavy metal greatness, what better way to celebrate and commemorate the completion of our SEVENTH year than a tribute to the best thing MTV ever did for metal heads that started way back in the late 80’s: HEADBANGERS BALL!!!   “It was the novelty, because that was the only place where you could get it…”   Premiering on Saturday April 18, 1987, MTV began what would become a weekly Saturday night tradition and/or ritual for metal heads with HEADBANGERS BALL, the one section of MTV that belonged to the metal community…it was OUR show, OUR music, and OUR videos, made by metal heads for metal heads (ironically, not unlike this podcast).   “SEVEN!”   Granted, there were often a lot of glam and hair metal videos mixed in, but there were always a plethora of obscure thrash, power metal, and other assorted heavy metal videos on there that you absolutely could not see anywhere else on MTV except for when you tuned in to “The Ball” (NOTE:  this is where the crochety “back in my day” sentiment comes into play because, as everyone with access to the internet knows, in the late 80’s, rock radio sure as hell wasn’t doing much to promote metal artists, and we certainly didn’t have Spotify or YouTube at our disposal. “The Ball” was all we had…mark the time.).   “They weren’t Trans then, dude…they were 100% dudes and they were the Savatage Brothers…”   Break out your finest relaxers and get ready for a celebratory stroll down memory lane, and understand that since we’re discussing music videos, you’re gonna need all the sensory enhancement you can muster to thoroughly maximize your enjoyment of this episode. Find out who’s “lips are always out”, understand why calling a woman “handsome” is a dangerous move even with the proper context, see how many applicable references to “SEVEN!” you can find in this episode, and don’t deny the power of “The Dinklage” when you JOIN US as we celebrate our 7th birthday in nostalgic style with HEADBANGERS BALL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “That’s weird looking…”/ “I tell you one thing: don’t call a woman handsome…they do not like it…especially when they don’t understand the context…”/ #thebiggestloser #jillianmichaels #handsome / “They think everything is an insult…”/ #WWE / “I wanna see if this is a handsome woman…”/ The definition of a handsome woman / “It fits…see if it fits down there…”/ “Make sure to get his face during this part…”/ #markthetime / “Soap Opera for men…”/ “They’re referring to my Croc sneakers / “Let’s get this road on the show…year number 7!” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We are 7 years old today as a podcast…”/ #sixseven / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #YearNumberSeven (06:22): “Drinkin’ some #Ghoulade …” / “Sometimes it’s good and sometimes it’s not…it’s hit or miss…kinda like with sex…”/ “We never have mistakes, they’re unique performances” – Kirk Hammett / #happyaccidents #BobRoss / “Within 5 to 7 times, you kinda know…”/  “That was angry, and rapey…” / #keepitthrashy / “Speaking of which: where has that dude been?” / ***PATREON US AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ #Interceptor /  ***EMAIL US AT [email protected] *** / “We’ve got some Australian friends…”/  “It’s so good, I could feel it in my ball

“Would it be fair to say that horror metal and death metal are kinda…symbiotic?”   Released May 25, 1987, SCREAM BLOODY GORE, the debut album from Florida death metal pioneers DEATH, marks a dark and transformative turning point from thrash metal into something else…something with “thrash overtones” that “sounds like thrash” but also doesn’t. While it seemed to be the next logical evolutionary step for extreme metal, we weren’t exactly sure what it was. It was still thrashy, yet there was a much darker presence to it than the thrash to which we were accustomed.   “They don’t have the cookie monster vocals, which is kinda nice…”   As it turns out, when you mix in the violent themes of horror movies like ‘Evil Dead’ with the sonic intensity of thrash metal, you end up with death metal, the genre which Chuck Schuldiner and DEATH helped establish in the mid 1980’s, putting Florida on the map as the death metal capital of the world.    “They just have a sound…if you take the vocals out, you can tell it’s Death.” Discover how immersion reading can make Dr. Seuss and Lord of the Rings even more compelling, always remember where you should  “NEVER put alcohol…”, and find out which song on this album was “renamed” (thanks to the PMRC) when you JOIN US (with special guest “Xander Bonerman”) as we explore the dark depths of the debut album from the band that revolutionized extreme metal by launching a brand new subgenre of horror infused thrash with DEATH and SCREAM BLOODY GORE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It IS a thing…to listen to the audio book and then read the exact same book…”/ “That’s what it sounds like without lube…”/ “Do you have a neighbor that has a ginormous drone?”/ “It sounded like a hornet the size of this table…”/ “We have some bees here that are called cicada killers…”/ “That looks like a horror story waiting to happen…”/  “Giant hornet vs cicada killer…”/ “I’ve seen bigger ones…”/ #restingdickface / “Those motherfuckers will come AT you!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***   (06:06): ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** /  “The only reason I was jealous is because y’all looked good without shirts and you got poon…”/ #Ascension / #HotCarlson / #CrotchQuicksand #Dickhammered / ***PATREON US AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “I added the cunt part…”/  “That was the first official #storytellers edition of Metal Nerdery Podcast…”/ #thehogstory /  “The more you talk it up…the less good it’s gonna be…”   (10:55): #RussellsReflectionsKittenEdition / “When the wife brought home strange pussy…”/ “Mark all the time, please…”/ “I wake up in the morning with whiskers on my face…”/ “Maybe buy her a fucking steak, bro…”/ “OMG, so you’re THAT guy!”/ “Does she kill people?” / “As long as she’s on top…”/ “Never put alcohol on your dick…or butthole…”/  ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #Facebook #Instagram #YouTube and #TikTok & EMAIL US at [email protected] & VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!*** / “That was like #KingDiamond with a really bad cold…”   (18:38): “Let’s go back in time a little bit…”/ #Era / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  DEATH – SCREAM BLOODY GORE / “Annnnd Take 2…”/ ***Check out our Death Inside The Metal episode!!!***/ “It’s not thrash, but it sounds like thrash…”/ #genre / “Dude, when I cup it sounds better…”/ “We were wearing masks back then…”/ “Do y’all have early memories of Scream Bloody Gore?”/ #grower / “It wasn’t what WE were used to…”/ Rele

“I wonder how many modern bands still do it?”   Maybe the song is named after the band and referenced in the chorus. Maybe the song is named after the band but there’s no reference to the band’s name anywhere in the lyrics. Or maybe it’s a song with a completely different title than the band name BUT the band name IS mentioned somewhere in the lyrics.    “They mostly do it during their early years…”   Whatever the case may be, A METAL BAND’S TITLE TRACK ultimately becomes the cornerstone of a band’s sound and their overall mission statement and objective (especially when they’re young and just starting out).   “Taylor Swift doesn’t have a song called ‘Taylor Swift’…and The Beatles don’t have a song called ‘The Beatles’…”   Whether it’s about building a mood, declaring some philosophical ethos, or making a proud, self-referential namecheck for fans to latch on and lock in to, A METAL BAND’S TITLE TRACK sets the tone and lets the listener know what can be expected whenever they hear it. Discover what it means to be a “hill jack”, understand why the good people of “Missourah” enjoy sipping on “Kentuckah” bourbon while floating down the “Mississippah” river, and find out how “Three Dudes…” are about to fundamentally transform metal award shows forever when you JOIN US as we investigate the importance of A METAL BAND’S TITLE TRACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast   Show Notes: (00:01): “Tinkler Widdler?” / “How about some #EvilBean (with the Mean Gene, brother)?”/ #HulkHogan / “Howard Schwanzenstein?” / #AndrewDiceClay / “Have you ever looked at his Instagram?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** /  “That is bean worthy…”/ “Let’s retire that guy and go to this guy…”/ #markthetime / “Let it ring out…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** /  #BunkerpoonCenterForMetalExcellence / #Hotlanta / “Don’t say that…”/  “Wait a minute…isn’t it ‘Missourah’?” / “Are you trying to throw up the state name?”/  “Yeah, why not? #Skynet knows everything, dude…”/ #Kentuckah / “A warsher…”/  “Alright, so you’re a Hill Jack as well, then…”/ “What’s a hill jack?” (06:20): ***PATREON US at PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** /  #instantgasm / “WELCOME, New Patreons!!!” / “No spoilers…but it involves…”/  “Did you literally just spoil #TheHogStory …?”/ #DoomSickle #DoomSicle / “It’s gonna be longer than a day…”/ “I’ve got a bass rig…it’s getting no use in my house…”/ #digitaldrums /  “He’s a bass player, kind of a drummer, maybe a guitar player…don’t forget about singer…and poon magnet…”/ #autotuneddoommetal / “I gotta open up the…”/  “Just know there’s a surprise coming…” / #markthetime / “The good news is…I’ve been in your house…”/ “A little bit of elbow grease and you’re good…”/ Crone’s Kitchen Cleaning /  “You don’t wanna be that roommate…”/ “I’ve been in appliances for a very long time…this is so fucking metal…”/ #reallifeshit / #wisdomteeth #drysockets #viralaf #TikTok /  “The dishwasher people are gonna love it…all the women, right?”/ “You guys know what I do for a living, right?” / “I know what he’s doing…” /  ***GIVE US A CALL AND VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #AussieDave / #ThanksCunt / “We’re learning so much!”/ “His #voicemails are gold!”/ “I think it’s ‘shit-hard’…”   (19:00): “Let’s get into the Daggone…” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  A BAND’S TITLE TRACK / THE TITLE TRACK OF THE BAND /  “They mostly do it during their early years…”/ “Taylor Swift doesn’t have a song called Taylor Swift…and The Beatles don’t have a

“It took me like a hard 16 seconds…but I got it down…I swallowed all of it…”   Released April 10, 2026, DEAD TO RIGHTS, the 14th studio album in 40+ years from the mighty METAL CHURCH, features a new line up and a return to the power metal infused thrash style that made them a force to be reckoned with back in the 80’s, during the heyday of the (then relatively new) thrash scene.   “I was proud of myself…that I finished that much…in so little time…”   Featuring David Ellefson (formerly of Megadeth) on bass, Ken Mary (currently of Flotsam and Jetsam) on drums, and brand-new vocalist Brian Allen, DEAD TO RIGHTS contains all of the best elements of “The Dark” and “Blessing In Disguise” with the added blessing of modern production quality. This album is chock full of great riffs and catchy hooks that maintains the classic “flavor of Metal Church” with some upgraded, present-day refinements.   “He’s got great gear…he’s got really nice gear…I kinda wanna play with his gear…”   Find out why “Splitting The G” is an essential St. Patrick’s Day event for every holiday, get yourself a tiny sample of the brand-new Venom album, “Into Oblivion” (featuring Cronos), and find out why “the Metallica of the WCW” likes to enjoy “the Evil Bean with the Mean Gene” when you JOIN US as we embrace the power and the fury of METAL CHURCH with their latest offering, DEAD TO RIGHTS.   Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merchand kindly leave us a review and/or rating on your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I’m not a beer chugger…there’s a thing called ‘splitting the G’…”/ #SplittingTheG /  “I guess they do it in Ireland or something, where #Guiness is big…”/ “I’m not usually a big beer chugger…”/ “We practiced ALL night…”/ “It took me like a hard 16 seconds to get it…but I got it down…I swallowed all of it…”/ “It was creamy and foamy…OMG it was too much…”/ “We got The Mean Bean…wait, wasn’t that the dude with The Hulkster? ‘The Evil Bean’…that’s Mean Gene!”/ “The Hulkster’s got a show on #Netflix…it’s a #documentary …”/ “He was like the #Metallica of the WCW I think…”/ “He was part of…WCW, WWF…was he in the whole N.W.O. thing? That was when he got The Black Beard, right?”/  “He was drinking the Evil Bean with The Mean Gene, brother…” ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** (03:26): “That’s where that comes from…”/ “Someday…a selfish part of me wants to see Bill like…FAT…and like us…or like me…”/ #TheAntiBill / “It’s not gonna happen…”/ #highschoolfashion / #baremidriff / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST and THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!*** /  “That’s right…I like that…”/ ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/  “Mine’ll be the smallest…”/ “I showed somebody The Twiddler files the other night…”/  “OMG, you didn’t see The Twiddler Files!? Duuude…”/  ***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #YouTube #Instagram #Facebook and #TikTok / #viralaf / ***EMAIL US at [email protected] *** / #TripSix (Shoutout to Grandmaster Vag Destroyer!!!) / #TwoHotDogs / #blessyou / #Shart / ***VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182!!!***   (9:56): “A little #ActusReus ???”/ “He’s got really nice gear…”/ #ActusReus TENSION /  “It’s the cowboy hat that gives him the power, dude…”/ #markthetime / #thickness / “Maybe a little bit of the new…Venom…the Godfathers of Black Metal…they’ve got a new album out…they’re like the Black Sabbath of Black metal…”/ #BlackSabbath #BlackMetal /  #IntoOblivion / “The titles look badass…”/ “It looks like the A.I. ‘Black Metal’ version… (re: the Into Oblivion album cover vs the Black Metal album