Try the cheese favored by all aspiring Mafiosos, handy for both lunches and weapons!
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5 min
The Listener(s) is/are upbraided for insufficiently cringing loyalty to the show.
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5 min
"What Really Matters": Are you afraid of scientists and eager to hear more commercials? Then you know what really matters!
Jun 2, 2024
5 min
Trying to spoil Arbor Day, Spinoza is at last unmasked! Or is he? Yes, he is—but only by a percentage.
May 25, 2024
5 min
Make college more efficient? Purge it of non-essentials, like...
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5 min
Old Man Fester gets a free, manly pedicure from Big Nell. And yes, there is lye soap, and there are Guards!
May 12, 2024
5 min
Even though you never graduated from college, you can still receive an alumni magazine meant just for you!
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5 min
On "What's New with You?" host Roger Basement learns terrifying truths about a meatloaf recipe.
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