Dan and Don discuss the current climate of society. The guys revisit the O.J. Simpson trials and discuss their perceptions of the trial process in America. Dan hates on Johnny Cochran. Dan and Don disagree a little over the morality of defense attorneys. Dan explains the chemistry of the sour beer cleanse to Don.

Don performs rudimentary surgery on his thumb. Dan suggests thinning the human gene pool one bicyclist at a time. Don tells Dan about his recent revelation about just how much he means to his wife.

Dan gets a wicked case of road rash. Don passes on a career in medicine. Dan and Don tackle simulation theory and break the matrix for-ev-er.

Don's heart grows three sizes. Dan challenges Jack The Ripper's street cred. Dan and Don debate what careers and opportunities will be available in the future.

Dan develops pussy problems. Don harbors a dickhead. Dan and Don start a religion.

Dan calls Don an ass after Don delivers the most inappropriate joke of 2020. Dan and Don expand on last week's deja vu conversation after doing some homework on the subject. Then, the guys size up the podcasting competition.

Dan gets deja vu. Don suggests drinking at 9:00 AM. Dan and Don strain their grey matter thinking about brain transplants.

Dan moves into a new chapter of his life. Don apologizes for past statements on Meandering Modern Man. Dan and Don expose their favorite and least favorite movies, music, and actors.

Dan notices Frankie's giant dong. Don starts a snitch hotline. Dan and Don get serious about education.

Don gets Screwed, Dan gets Neutered, Dan and Don relive their experiences from when they found out that they were going to be dads.