Don't murder me, don't murder her. Don't murder him and don't be hateful to that group of humans. Also don't hunt. Plant something and call home. Don't throw up unless you're on chemo (or dealing with something similar), and enjoy your breezes. I am your friend, but I can't always be there. LINKS: Buy "short", edited by Alan Ziegler here: http://www.perseabooks.com/detail.php?bookID=109 Learn more about Jamaica Kincaid (and how she hates happy endings) here: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/1997/09/jamaica-kincaid-hates-happy-endings/ Me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Robyn_ONeil Me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robyn_oneil/?hl=en