Small Things
Small Things
Matty Chymbor
Weekly podcast featuring stand up comedian Matty Chymbor where small things make him really annoyed. Listen each week as we discuss things in life that bug us!
NIGHTTIME ERECTIONS /// Small Things #110
Woah! That used to be a girl! Anyways, Matty gets nighttime bones and hes healthy so thats good news. Unfortunately, hes still dumb, but were learning! Listen for a fun brain buster and a good chuckle heheeeee (*im crying typing this).
Dec 10, 2025
34 min
MY P***S IS SHOWING! /// Small Things #109
Matty had to deal w/ some rude followers, but ya know, we'll get passed it! Thankfully I have some dry clothing to show off my bulge, and a diet coke thats making me leak! We discuss how my coffee is transitioning, and how so am I!
Dec 3, 2025
25 min
SHE READS EROTIC NOVELS /// Small Things #108
Matty has been a loyal drunk fast food consumer for years, and they're making him mad. His girlfriend reads erotic novels, and it's getting out of hand. Oh, and his uncle uploaded a p*rn to Facebook once. Enjoy
Nov 24, 2024
32 min
HE FAKED CANCER! /// Small Things #107
Im a mommas boy and im not afraid to say it! Not to mention, my bio fatho (father) may or may not have faked cancer. Im crazy, I think! Anyways, @MandyMartino joined us to chat we quickly ranked our top favorite sandwiches. Love it, listen and enjoy
Nov 18, 2024
23 min
I HATE INSTAGRAM /// Small Things #106
Do we actually like posting on instagram? I talk about that, instagrams CEO getting dragged in the comment section, daylight savings, and therapy. Listen to cure all your problems!
Nov 10, 2024
22 min
WHITE PEOPLE FOOD /// SMALL THINGS #105
We talk about how white people dont (do) season their food, comedy being taken too serious, and a ton of other stuff! Listen and enjoy! Also, im on tour! Visit www.mattychymbor.com/upcoming-shows for show/ticket info!
Nov 2, 2024
24 min
OUR PETS ARE EATING US! /// SMALL THINGS #104
Im 37! Thats not old, and old at the same time. We talk about how to age gracefully, single people, and our pets eating us when we're dead.
Oct 22, 2024
21 min
Episode 99 - SKID ROW N G-HOLES
SKID ROW, GLORY HOLES, TRUMP AND MORE! LISTEN ADN HAVE FUN! SUBSCRIBE TOO, AND LEAVE A REVIEW!
Mar 12, 2024
34 min
Episode 98 - MY GIRLFRIEND! PART 2
MANDY IS BACK! WE TALK ABOUT CONCERTS, HER CLEAVAGE, AI AND SO MUCH MORE! LISTEN TO HER PODCAST MISERY LOVES MANDY, AND WEIRDLY OBSESSED! @MANDYMARTINO
Feb 27, 2024
49 min
Episode 97 - ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
ITS MY BDAY AND ITS TIME TO TIGHTEN UP! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT, PLUS YOULL HEAR ABOUT MY BOWLING BDAY, TAMPA, AND BEER!
Feb 20, 2024
43 min
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