This "week" Cobley and Matt talk about their favourite cuttings. What could that POSSIBLY mean I'm sure you're wondering. Basically, the moral of the story is: BE CAREFUL WITH SCISSORS KIDS. It's all fun and games until Matt loses two fingers and an eye. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah, Trevor Jones Artwork: Josh Cornah Executive Producer: Nathan Hastings © 2020 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

It's SCIENCE TIME! Matt and Cobley perform a series of groundbreaking experiments aimed at advancing our understanding of time, space, the universe and crisps. We also join Cobley on a journey through the stars in our new regular section, "Cobley's Space Rocket". Finally, Matt sets fire to his own hands. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah Artwork: Josh Cornah Executive Producer: Nathan Hastings © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

The entire history of television laid bare by TV historians Matt and Cobley! From Countdown to Countdown 2: The Wrath of Whiteley, there's nothing the boys can't discuss in thorough detail. Featuring a special cameo appearance by CBBC puppet Vomit-o the Vole. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah, Peter Howell, Lou Reed Artwork: Josh Cornah © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

Matt has always been a staunch believer in the paranormal, as he reveals to his podcast-friend Cobley in this spoooooky episode. We learn of how Matt wasn't just raised by lemurs, but by GHOST LEMURS. He also once saw a GHOST WITCH, but it might've just been a brush. There's a séance at the end of this week's show which you WON'T BELIEVE. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah, Malcolm Clarke Artwork: Josh Cornah © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

This episode of the podcast documents Matt and Cobley's epic and unending life-mission: to find the legendary lost city of Eldorado. In pursuit of this goal, they overcome multiple unfathomable obstacles: the fact it doesn't exist, the fact that it wouldn't matter even if it did, and the fact that they never once mention Eldorado in the podcast. DO THE WOODLAND BOP! Once you start, it's so hard to stop. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah, Marc Bolan Artwork: Josh Cornah © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

Does "fun" exist? Does anybody know? Matt and Cobley don't but by Jimbles they'll do their damndest to find out. Their investigation begins with them questioning the existence of bouncy castles, castigating clowns and playing the '90s PC-only Nintendo game "Mario's FUNdamentals" at length. It ends with them not playing it anymore. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah, Yoko Mizuta, Ichiro Shimakura Artwork: Josh Cornah © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

Health! (I need somebody.) Health! (Not just anybody.) Health! (You know I need someone.) HEALTH! Come to think of it, when I was young (so much younger than today), I was far better at writing podcast blurbs. Let's see now... Matt and Cobley talk about their inevitable deaths through copious glue-sniffing and other reckless self-endangerment. They then both contract a deadly virus and become (respectively) patients zero and, erm, one, in the now-unavoidable plague apocalypse. They also give out fitness tips. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah, Symphonic Gamers Orchestra Artwork: Josh Cornah © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

Time for business busy-bees Matt and Cobley talk some serious business like nobody's business. Tune in to this week's episode for some TOP MONEY-MAKING TIPS! Probably. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah Artwork: Josh Cornah © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

Life is like a box of bollocks. Here's an episode about it! That's right, Matt and Cobley are back for another series of their difficult-to-explain-or-justify podcast. It's nice that they've got something to do. Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Editing: Cobley Music: Cinnamon Lampshade, Matt Cornah Artwork: Josh Cornah © 2019 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com

We wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast and a happy Matt (he's the other one in it). Hosts: Cobley, Matt Cornah Music: Matt Cornah, XTC, Paul McCartney, Dave Hewson With additional recorded footage from the Christmas special of "Inspector Morse" with thanks to ITV © 2015 Matt and Cobley www.mattandcobley.com