It’s Lt. Dish’s last night at the 4077th and things are about to get WEIRD. Kathleen Mocklin decided to conduct a little scientific experiment by only watching these minutes so she has no context for what’s happening once the make-out session turns into Hawkeye hugging a loudspeaker pole and then leading Dish in to see the presumably-dead Painless. We reassure our guest multiple times that we did not invite her to watch a porno and she comes up with a tagline for MASH that even Altman would have loved: “I thought you’d be cool with it man!”