The Keeper of the Keys boot fetish, and ‘Thank you for NOT smoking’.A mist shrouded funeral as diversion from Guantanamo Bay style strobe lighting torture.

Arduous Dent Hill; tough and tiring - ‘If your legs don’t give-up first’.Peaceful Nannycatch Beck, a bogus ‘Stone Circle’, a hoodwinked postdoctoral Eskimo and the welcome prospect of a suntrap beer garden.

Shrouded in sea mist, Wainwright’s toes ceremony and a tramping Kiwi spiv.Reflections of the Western Front, and Texel rams in lanolin raincoats.

Our two ‘Don’t let the old man in’ acolytes, ponder upon the ordeal ahead whilst visiting an ancient priory church and recceing the start of Wainwright’s path.In the meantime, our heroes battle British plumbing, were scandalised at the sabotage of a world renowned mystery bag, and outmanoeuvre an ancient bedroom booby-trap. Having deftly sidestepping these obstacles, our adventurers float contentedly into a welcome border counties dreamtime.

Introduces two retirees about to challenge Wainwright’s internationally renowned Coast to Coast Path.Our ‘grey nomad’ heroes are experienced day walkers, however this 191 mile, three-week adventure is something new and a hint daunting to these plucky novices.Episodes of their bizarre encounters and comical antics along the trail, will unfold over the coming months on this podcast.Happy listening.