We recorded this at the beginning of December and I've been such a lazy asshole that I never got around to editing it or releasing it. B-----D~~

Matt and I talk about Jacques Lacan, then answer gross questions. Here’s the video we mention: https://youtu.be/50k_IUMrehU

Matt talks about some army stuff. The E4 mafiosos. Then we talk about a fun way to make nunchakus because we're adults.

Matt decides to become an incel. I teach him Hegel.

Much higher quality, but Matt still sounds like crap...I think his wife got in a shootout with the cops or something in the middle of the podcast. We discuss the philosophy of history, then analyze peoples' dreams from r/dreamanalysis. Do you have a dream about being a fetus in your boyfriend's ass or shitting yourself into a bedpan? Then email us and tell us about it! [email protected]

We discuss postmodernism, then answer depressing questions which make us want to die.