Only Simon and Mikal show up for the episode and it's unclear if they cover Sports News or not.  They do discuss prunes and O.J. Simpson. Don't bother emailing us.

After a brief, unnecessary discussion of Jordan Peterson, we offer the definitive word on Mikal and Simon's trip to the Spurs/Clippers game, what happened to Joel Embiid, why Markelle Fultz is a tragic hero, the Connor McGregor UFC 223 thing, and Kevin Shiflett, America's premier chin balancer.  We explain our new feelings about the kiss cam for 2018, which differ from our feelings on it from 2017. Mikal again confronts his Gatorade addiction but misspells his name. Trigger Warning: at the end of the episode, we make the terrible mistake of opening up the MRFS phone line and we receive a truly harrowing call from Grayson Allen. It does not go well. Help us help you: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])

The first episode of 2018 in which all four of the MRFS guys manage to show up.  And they really regret it.  After a few months sabbatical, the sports groove is gone.  Too bad since Simon managed to set up an interview with Tom Brady, who talks way too much about Giselle and some other semi-offensive stuff, while the MRFS guys are mysteriously quiet. The episode also features brief commentary on Duke's loss, which can be blamed on Grayson Allen.  The guys honor Sports Day, the beginning of the sports year, which everyone knows is every March 25th.  Mikal gives a sneak preview of his book report on the biography of MLB hero Roberto Clemente.  Mikal also tries to share some knowledge on lesser known sports such at Wife Carrying and Chess Boxing.  And the most average sized NBA player is revealed!  We apologize in advance.

At America's behest, we preview the big game in all its glory. We enumerate all the major story lines, including why the Eagles are so fun and why the Patriots are the absolute worst. Then Mike fields a bunch of questions about Philadelphia sports history, Mikal premiers a new segment about SUPER BOWL SNACK FACTS, and Dave drops some NBA knowledge right at the buzzer. Help us help you: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])

Simon is out this week getting his braces fixed.  As a result, we offer a powerful reading of Kobe Bryant's epistolary masterwork "Dear Basketball," which raises meaningful questions about contemporary poetry, split-screens, socks, kenpark, and, eventually, Jose Canseco. Then Dave reports on the Magic Johnson/Isaiah Thomas friendship summit, updates us on how we should feel about Russell Westbrook, and drops some sincere knowledge about NBA scoring trends and analytics. Mike then floats his self-loathing theory that WHITE NERDS are the worst kind of fan, and finally Mikal tries to avoid a thoroughly problematic conversation about gender roles when he explains why boys are attracted to trains and balls.  And we forget to do Top Plays of the Week. Help us help you: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])

We recorded this episode MERE MINUTES after God smote the knee of Carson Wentz, and as result, Mike's emotional state is so compromised that his weird vibe settled on the whole crew, resulting in our most PROBLEMATIC and DEPRESSING episode ever. Simon regales us with his story about the clock malfunction at the Clippers/Wizards game he recently attended, we re-break the news of the time M. Night Shyamalan compelled Bryan Cranston to spank Tony Parker, and bumble through a segment on the Daryl Takahashi cat saga. Then Mikal finds a website about NBA cats and uses it to teach Mike something about being a man, who subsequently offers a SHOWSTOPPING REFERENCE to John Keats and half-recalls a story about Kevin Durant Hiding from Demarcus "Boogie" Cousins. At the end, and with the force of ONE THOUSAND WINDS, Mikal brings forth a Gatorade Hot Five Top Five.

Our mysterious fan from Hong Kong emerges with a guest spot on today's episode and teaches us about Chinese sports, Canadian sports, Badminton, the Grey Cup, and watching the NFL in China. To our delight, he surprises us with his sports knowledge, shares some childhood details, and talks about brushing his teeth. Simon accidentally stumbles upon an idea for a great movie premise, Mikal is only vaguely problematic once or twice, Demarcus "Boogie" Cousins is mentioned exactly once, and we field a Chinese Dragon Racing team. Help us help you: [email protected] @makeroom4sports on Twitter

Another week, another epic episode of sports news delivered by the only people left who understand sports.  Simon comes out strong as we discuss Eli Manning being euthanized, old school colognes like Drakkar Noir, the flammability of Brut, the sadness of watching the Sixers blow a strong lead, the possibility of Joel Embiid's top-notch shit talking actually being a sign of some deep-seeded insecurity, Mikal hearing a beeping sound no one else hears, TJ McConnell being worth it, what the coach said to Giannis Antetokounmpo that made him say the F-word, how virginity affects sports play, and the introduction of the theory that everyone on the 76ers is a virgin.

The Sixers swelled and then punctured America's heart in their loss to known ISIS supporters the Golden State Warriors, but that's okay because our despair is zinger-friendly. Mikal gives a Gatorade addiction update, we talk about microphones for some reason, and then, around the halfway point, things heat up: we figure out the LiAngelo Ball thing, Dave provides a few consumer safety reports (it's likely you've consumed glass), and we spend, unbelievably, more than ten minutes distinguishing between Jusef Nurkic and Nikola Jokic. At the end, with nowhere to turn, we see who can name the most animals in fifteen seconds. Help us help you: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected]) @makeroom4sports on Twitter