A crazy Canadian and a drunk Florida judge strip an American patriot of his rights, the FBI gets hacked, Netanyahu mentions Hasan, Melony Mac ditches Quarter Pounder, and Clavicular gets arrested again.

An aspiring young Minecraft YouTuber spends $119,000 on his father's company credit card to become an eceleb, South Park jumps the shark again, Xi gets hospitalized from eating Indian food, the fall of PewDiePie, and Keffals takes Shrooms.

A southeast asian implodes the Delta Rune fandom, remembering 9/11, investigating degenerate low IQ languages, Kash Patel tries to have FBI agents brigade a post on twitter, and Hasan Piker gets a visit of ZALGO.

Being denied an X Bank Account, winning in court against Liz Fong Jones, the FED releases some video games, Boogie and EDP have a chat, Milo Yiannopoulous gets deported and LowTierGod hits a new low.

The United States is inendated with Flock Cameras that monitor you 24/7, GTA6 leak hacker loses traction, Chantal gains weight on Ozempic and returns to Syria, The Quartering lies about his dog to sell coffee, and Chris O'Neill (Oneyplays) gets snaked by a supposed ex-girlfriend.

Updates on the forum while away, a gay black British professor self sudokus after being found out a fraud, Indians leak GTA 6, Elaine Miller and her doxing friends break up, DSP opens more Pokemon cards, Mr. Obvious goes ape, IDUBBBZ refuses to denounce Redditors, and Chris Hanson gets banned from Roblox.

Companies fight over the Backrooms IP, Tim Walz protects a chomo, sperm racing, Jet Neptune gets cancelled (again), Clavicular hangs out with Netanyahu, Alex Rosen says the gamer word, Onision returns, Chibi Reviews doxes himself, and Gabe Hoffman goes after Ralph again.

DSP shows off his pogeyman cards, Clavicular and Chud the Builder have a gay-off, Spooney's stalker shoots her shot, and Ethan Ralph has more women problems.

The PM of England resigns, 67 Chicken Nugget lawsuit, England literally melts, a female police officer shoots a rabbi, Chud the Builder has a secret gay lover, Bryan Dunn goes of a flagging spree, Philosophy Tube gets written out of Game of Thrones, and Ethan Ralph eats some Tuna.

King of /pol/ gets caught red handed, we remember June-teenth, Oliver Tree dies, Ralph gets felted by Scarlet, Jack Scalfani spergs out, Short Fat Otaku wants blood in the streets, and a Jewish woman makes fun of the half a million rape victims in England.