Luff on Mars
Luff on Mars
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Luff on Mars is the poetry podcast of London-based writer and performer Brian Luff, who has written comedy for Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Brian is a former web editor at the BBC, a specialist in digital content and an occasional visiting lecturer in comedy writing at Bournemouth University.
Volume – by Brian Luff
The most powerful PA system on the planet, Near as damn it, Belonged to the Pink Floyd and the hairy roadies they employed… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/volume.mp3
May 31, 2018
The day the Sun exploded – by Brian Luff
We didn’t go down the Kings Head, The day the Sun exploded. We got a take-away instead, The day the Sun exploded… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/the_day_the_sun.mp3
May 25, 2018
I took a stand – Brian Luff
I took a stand. I took it from a junk shop in Caledonian Road. I should have paid for it I know but it would probably not have sold… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/stand.mp3
May 17, 2018
Speed bumps are destroying my car – by Brian Luff
All four tyres have sustained major damage, The suspension’s now well below par. Every half concealed hump is attacking my sump. Speed bumps are destroying my car… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/speed_bumps.mp3
May 10, 2018
Shard – by Brian Luff
There’s a game that I play with my partner, In fall, summer, winter and spring. When the Shard is on screen, we get ready to scream, And we call out the name of the thing… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/shard.mp3
May 2, 2018
I had Satan tattooed on my face – by Brian Luff
I had Satan tattooed on my face, A magnificent creation. Now I cannot get a job, Which is plain discrimination… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/satan_tattoo.mp3
Apr 25, 2018
There’s a racehorse living in the flat upstairs – by Brian Luff
There’s a racehorse living in the flat upstairs, An odd place for a horse to dwell. It’s a quadrupod, and it’s fully shod, And it’s a living hell… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/racehorse.mp3
Apr 18, 2018
Theresa May is addicted to QVC – by Brian Luff
It’s threatening a smooth Brexit, And it first came to light when A hundred jiffy bags a day Were being delivered to Number 10… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/qvc.mp3
Apr 11, 2018
I’ve just been run over by a woman with a pram – by Brian Luff
I flew into the air And landed with a nasty crack. But it was a hit and run, And the pram did not look back… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/pram.mp3
Apr 4, 2018
The power of words – by Brian Luff
Words are a type of fossil fuel, That’s found in seams and veins. Words are made of carbon, And are ancient trees’ remains… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/power_of_words.mp3
Mar 28, 2018
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