They're back, they're hungover, Edith Piaf may be playing somewhere in the background? [email protected] Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy

We're testing the cookies that can save the world from nuclear disaster... plus a tangent about barns you have to hear to believe.  [email protected] Clip from Dick (1999) Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy

Barbara... they're discussing nuts again. Check out The Girls Who Cried B-Horror [email protected] Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy

So Cornelia brings up incest in the first five minutes of this episode but don't worry, Carolyn rolls with it and there are many spicy topics to follow. This Valentine's day, wake up to some Creamy Peach Rolls, you perverts. *Rainer Werner Fassbinder [email protected] Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy

It is the dawn of a new chapter of Love Portions, and with it, new culinary pleasures. Carolyn and Cornelia discuss the sanctity of breakfast if only to talk about their favorite egg scenes in cinema.  [email protected] Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy Cornelia forgot to include Tom Berenger in the cast of The Big Chill, a mistake that is truly humiliating. 

Out of the kitchen and into the attic this holiday season. The first Martini-sode is running over with Hugh Grant impressions, bewildering dating advice, and an uncomfortable amount of egg talk.  129 Ways To Get a Husband  Chicago Genius Herald Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy [email protected]

Perhaps the only thing that melts better than chocolate is friendship. Abby (@grimyhag) and Paulus (@rudehunch) stop by to bid the Afters chapter farewell.  I can't believe we forgot to thank our resident artists in show, please patronize their work.  [email protected] Chicago Genius Herald - https://thechicagogenius.com/ Dearly Departed Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7nAAca5NGFgY0VckbyUDjR Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy

There is a terrible fight between two pineapples. One is a summer fling. The other has mutton chops. Which do we feed? Carolyn and Cornelia are getting to the bottom of déjà vu, swingers, and other fruity business.   [email protected] Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy

Flirtatious, frenzied, and French-- pâte à choux is the name of the game. Cornelia and Carolyn are fixating on Francophilia, frisbee economics, and keeping the beasts at bay. From the Love Portions studios, sending well wishes for the spooky times. [email protected] Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadelic Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy

Bottoms up, we’re getting drunk and sprung. Cornelia and Carolyn are travelling far and wide, in their imaginations and in their memories. From rocky shores to rock mountains, from the cobblestones streets of Paris to the tiki bars of Chicago. These are the moments that make life worth living.    [email protected] Narration voiced by Abigail Baldwin, @grimyhag Cover Art by Cordelia Jones, @rayonpoly Music by Mykeadlic, https://open.spotify.com/artist/3MXWzSMbL3IWmBclvzL4t1?si=o739Q4W0TMuXYzjNVo1JMg Dearly Departed with Abby & Roberto - https://open.spotify.com/show/7nAAca5NGFgY0VckbyUDjR?si=2uO4ToQVTxyRGVGpAIfmrw Carolyn Ten Eyck, @carolyn_teneyck Cornelia Bendel, @humancorduroy