We're two graduates lost in the world trying to share a little humour and accept our penniless futures as writers who somehow ended up in France together. One reformed tabloid journalist and one casual philosopher make up this duo who think being lost is only as scary as you make it.

"Masturbating must be incredible for you."

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Men, Masturbating and Aphantasia

We fell deep into the C-hole that is late night coffee and tried to talk our way out...

Swingers and Teachers

We accidentally stumbled right into France's sex trade looking for work. We are definitely not a hostess willing to offer the mostest. Pretty traumatic stuff.

That time we almost became prostitutes

Warning: Filled with expletives and existential crisis.