This week Scott smashes up his pelvis fucking a pool raft after a naked bike race goes awry. The race was forced to detour after the road was blocked by a bear oral sex orgy. The racers took a break to stay the night at a clown hotel next to a miner's graveyard. On a shopping trip to the local Walmart, a few broke off to masturbate and were surprised to run into a celebrity from the Twilight movies, who turned out to just be a pervert celebrity impersonator.
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