Lord Beer Me Strength
Lord Beer Me Strength
Lisa Harman and Mallory Jenkins
Welcome to lord beer me strength. This is the podcast where we ask God to beer us some strength. And then we use that strength to pray without ceasing, talk about beer, and digest the issues. Also sometimes we quote The Office for your edification and our enjoyment. Because we have freedom in Christ.
Self-Esteem is Not a Bad Word
The beginning of the "_____ is Not a Bad Word" series! We talk about our past and current understandings of the word and all its implicit meanings. We're still very much growing in our understanding of God in general. Plus like, in other ways. I dunno. I'm not good at writing descriptions; Lisa normally does this...  In that, we also have found the need to dissect some of the words that religion has had us cringing at in the past. Come along on the journey of seeing God bigger with us, won't you?
Jul 10, 2022
1 hr 11 min
Smart, But Not So Bright
It’s the Science Time with Lisa Guy! Celebrate 6 whole episodes with us by listening to Lisa attempt to feign knowledge in response to your questions for an hour, and maybe learn a sliver of her copious supply of knowledge pertaining to science. What a nerd. So crack open your “H” volume of World Book encyclopedias and follow along as Lisa and Marge struggle to be coherent after a long week of serving at Vacation Bible School! Thanks to all who submitted questions! We have such fine and admirable listeners here at Lord Beer Me Strength- and would like to reward you with an epic die-cut sticker (for your edification and our enjoyment) that you may display on your drinking containers (that you will provide). Email us your address to receive said sticker and a beautifully hand-written heart-felt letter from Lisa! [email protected]
Jul 3, 2022
1 hr 4 min
MBTI + INFP = WTF
In todays’s episode, Mallory and Lisa go on a journey into the darkest recesses of our souls and neatly label them into one of 16 categories. So crack open a fresh bag of pretzels to go with your beer, get comfy, and be sure to listen all the way to the end to find out new and exciting verbal ways to trigger your favorite podcast hosts!
Jun 26, 2022
49 min
Bringing New Meaning to "World's of Fun"
We had our first guest in the recording studio this week! She stopped by to tell us all about her recent week at church camp and eat all of Mallory’s sour gummy worms. She also happens to be my daughter. Check out the new episode fearing Ruthie Harman wherever podcasts are sold! Thanks to Ruthie for being our first guest! May your massive beach ball fly as high as your dreams.
Jun 19, 2022
1 hr 26 min
Bushels of Light
Tune in while Mallory shares what all happened after she was born at a very young age. As always, many "um's", digressions, THE question of the week, and random laughs occur in this thrilling episode. We pray the Lord will beer you some strength as you listen, cause we don't hold back here. It may be the end of this epic testimony-duology, but the journey has just begun for Lord Beer Me Strength! Whatever your story, whatever your struggle, remember the words of Meredith Palmer, "You’re not alone, sister. Let’s get a beer sometime."
Jun 12, 2022
1 hr 33 min
Put the Laundry Down
Lisa shares her testimony, we discuss the importance of art, words of wisdom, and only take about 3 digressions this time. So grab yourself a drink and chillax while you listen to our amazing insights on life, the universe, and everything.  WARNING: This episode contains several instances of Lisa saying "you know" and we highly recommend taking a sip every time she does to prevent further occurrences.
Jun 5, 2022
1 hr 11 min
Pilot
There will be tons of surprises in this first, introductory episode of Lord, Beer Me Strength. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably wonder aloud about our well-being. Yes, we are ok. And now we’re even better, because we have a podcast. Do you have a podcast? No. I didn’t think so. Let us know if you have suggestions for future episodes! We may or may not take your suggestion. We kind of have a lot of our own. But we want you, the audience, to feel like you’re involved. It keeps you coming back. And that works toward our ultimate goal: world domination. So drop us an email, or a tweet, or a DM, whatever the kids are calling it these days. Let us know what you think and maybe we’ll read it.
May 29, 2022
47 min