Listen up you faithful fools, I must apologize for missing last week. We had a deliciously dished hour of dirty secrets and salacious stories, but then I botched the audio and only recorded my half of the conversation. BUT FEAR NOT! We’re back and in today’s episode, we get into what the content of our upcoming OnlyFans accounts might look like, the disaster that is gas station colored contacts, and get real about our anger for mediocrity in the celebrity world. Pour a cup of hot, steaming tea and join us for today’s titillating topics!

Hootie hooo faithful fools, it’s finally season 2! Now we all noticed that there was a hiatus, but we also all know that 2021 had a rough start. Now that we’ve had some time to process the fact that 2021 is not the savior we were all hoping for, we’re ready to get back into some foolishness. But wait, there’s more! Season two is bringing you a whole new structure made infinitely more foolish with a hint of trashy because I have an amazing co-host! That’s right, my bestie John Campbell will now be hanging out with us each week so that we can spill the hottest tea, discuss who is the trashiest of us all, and get heated while we cut into some of these good ole hotcakes. Check out this season’s first episode where J and I get to know a little bit more about one another, get furious about how James Corden ruined what could have been a really fun night in with Meryl, and how John is breaking into the world of foot fetishes. It’s so good to be back and so lovely to have my fellow dumpster fire to help this show burn even brighter. Let’s go!

FOOOOOOOLS! How are you crazy cats and kittens doing?! 2020 has been an incredibly bizarre year but it's finally coming to a close. As I look back and think about what we've all been through, experienced, and seen it's hard to keep track of it all. Luckily, we have this podcast! I decided to put out one last bonus episode this year to share some reflections on this experience of podcasting with you all, what it meant to me and what I'm looking forward to for season 2. Then I bring on a special guest, everyone's favorite LDF #1 Fan, Bob Mangam! Together we dissect this season's hottest takes, highest highs, and overall best stories that got shared in this long-distance foolish life we're all living. Hope you all enjoy some of these best snippets of season 1! Cackle with you fools later :D

Well, fools, it’s about that time - we’re at the Season 1 Finale! And to celebrate, I decided to bring on a bunch of fools to help me close out the first batch of episodes. Today I have invited a group of friends that goes by the name Uhio - listen to the episode to hear where that name comes from. Joe, Ashley, and Kellyn have come back on to the LDF podcast to talk all things election 2020 (including the crematorium and sex shop), putting an end to the debate on chicken vs. turkey, and we play a little game to test our memories of each other. It was SO much fun to catch up with all these friends of mine and I can’t wait to start up again next year with a whole new batch of foolery! Love you all.

What’s going on fools?! Are you ready for another lovely installment of friends, family, and FUN?! Today’s guest is a dreamboat of a lady, a super momma who relishes the quiet moments all cozied up with her daughters in the nook, and a creative powerhouse whose work I’ve been slowly collecting for years, Drew! We get into the good ole times where I was passed out on her apartment floor, the furniture that we’ve shared over the years and I make Drew choose between two of her favorite adjectives, Big and Little!

OMG, hello my loyal fools! Welcome to this week’s foolery. We had to take a mini-hiatus after all the election week drama but we’re back and better than ever with this week’s guest, Dar! This wonderful lady is one of my all-time best friends. We met in seventh grade and our friendship skyrocketed after we shared a set of colored pencils in art class. To this day, Dar is someone who can read my thoughts no matter the miles between us and we share a deep deep connection with the universe. We’ve really had some crazy times together whether it was practicing gymnastics in a hallway where we were definitely breaking teenager safety laws, screaming our lungs out to Dashboard Confessional while driving back from the shore, or shutting down the lobby martini bar on our favorite cruise ship. Prepare yourselves for hilarity where we swap passionate hot takes, reminisce about a Britney Spears notebook that harbored all of our secrets, and how kayak can bring out the best and worst in all of us. It was an absolute DELIGHT to chat with her this weekend and hope you all enjoy it. If you do, we also record a separate podcast called I Know it’s Friday, but…. Stay tuned for when/if we ever get that published as well!

Hi my favorite fools! So sorry for the radio silence these last few weeks. Your girl needed a moment to take in some silence and calm vibes given the torrid times we’re going through these days. We’re back though, and couldn’t be happier to have this fantastic and strong woman on the LDF pod, Erika! She’s the most positive force out there in the world, literally bringing bundles of joy to anyone she crosses path with, she’s working so hard to empower us all to get out the vote, and she’s survived an altercation with an overly zealous votive candle. We talk about navigating multiple friend pods as NY starts to enter fall, the joys and challenges of living with pets, and I force Erika to choose which friend she’d want with her in some pretty interesting scenarios. It felt really really good to laugh with her and I hope you all crack a smile or two as well. PS - GO VOTE!

Hey there fools, I'd like you all to take two deep breaths and imagine yourself afloat on a crystal blue sea, margaritas at your fingertips and the breeze softly swaying you to sleep...now open up your mind and heart to today's spiritual spitfire, John!! This kween was the world's best neighbor back when Joe and I still lived in DC at the Dorch. We've shared many late nights and laughable moments and I was so excited when she took my call at 8 am in her onesie. Come hear us talk about John's infatuation with square jaws, his love for octogenarians who twerk, and how the world is just one big snow globe that's been shaken one time too many. Namaslaaay everybody.

Listen up, fools! In today’s episode, I catch up with another one of the great friends I’ve made while living in South Africa, and just so happens to be last week’s guest’s partner, the Beverley hoe herself, Ben! Ben is a hysterical and caring queen who is a social media maven, a lover of all things South African, and an all-around passionate human being. He and Greg are finally out of their parents’ house and have started slowly figuring out their new life back in the States during this nasty pandemic. We covered all things Real Housewives, congratulated Ben for landing his new job, and I tried to pry out some salacious secrets about South African celebrities that Ben used to work with. Shame, hey, it’s so lovely to catch up with a good gal pal.

Hoodie hoo my loyal fools! Today's episode features one of my favorite fellow ex-pats who I met here in South Africa, a lady who refuses to give in to their lactose intolerance, my incredibly charming friend, Greg. He has recently moved back stateside, trying to navigate a new job, apartment hunting, and filling the big hole left in his heart without his favorite, Malva Pudding. We discuss how working from home has turned into hand-delivered salads and debates on how many brussels sprouts to buy, share some of our favorite parts about life in South Africa, and our shared love for basketballs...sort of.