Grab your thinking caps and join us on the Kobayashi Maru for the ultimate no-win scenario: a Logic Bee against the most illogical person ever born. It’s Producer Matt vs. Pat in a test of mental strength. Who can outwit, outplay, and outanswer egg questions? If Mt. Everest exists, is it tall? Who is Ian and what is his story? Soup, on this podcast? Soup? All that and other hard-hitting questions on an all new LIVE!

Grab your Blue Boob and meet us in the nearest art gallery for an all new LIVE! What are some examples of bad art and how would you improve it? Nate repaints the Sistine Chapel to be scientifically correct. Pat adds LED lights to Starry Night. Matt replaces the Statue of Liberty with Scarlett Johansson. Plus, could you defeat a mindless clone of yourself? Is it performance art if you don’t have a permit? Is Mona Lisa a dime? Why stop a soup when it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Gorilla dick and join us at the Bunglympics for a competitive new LIVE! What events could you medal in if you were facing off against your friends? Pat thinks he could beat Nate in any event if given enough time to train. Matt picks events Pat is too scared to try, like ones that involve water or large poles. Nate lives in New Hampshire and is legally required to be good at shooting. Plus, are penises evolving to be bigger over time? Could someone compete in both summer and winter Olympics? Is your brother-in-law's brother your brother-in-law? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Michael J. Foxasaurus Rex and meet us back to the movies for a new episode of LIVE! What film franchises do you wish had a shared universe? The Fast and Furious family form the Fellowship of the Ring. The Expendables team up to take back the Planet of the Apes. Tom Cruise dives 20,000 feet to fight a submarine that’s actually a Transformer. Plus, when are carrots done? Is Shrek just a Scottish Hulk? What did Nate kill with a single nut? All that and Mjöinir and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your handiCat and meet us in the Fantasy Corner for a new episode of LIVE! Pat adopted a new cat and it is time to name her (or him, don’t assume gender). If you come home and your cat is rolling a joint, is it a dawg? Is an animal’s nickname just its name? Should Pat get on his new cat’s health insurance? Plus, find out what draft the Boiz are prepared to do if they hit…30 listeners! All that and more and it happens LIVE!

Grab your personalized laser toaster and meet us in aisle Nate for a LIVE Draft that is customized for maximum laughter. If you had unlimited money, what aspects of your life would you customize? Matt edits his own DNA. Nate has a new shirt for every day. Pat alters the fabric of reality by changing every song ever. Plus, would you pull Pat from a burning building? Should Matt announce when he’s making love to his sex robot? What's that movie with Mickey where he fights the broom? All those questions answered and it all happens LIVE!

Grab yourself and meet us in the Bungalow for a Live Draft that can never be duplicated! What would you do with 101 clones of yourself? Nate gets his clones caught up in an all-him pyramid scheme. Pat forms an army and then ultimately attempts to conquer himself. Matt kills his clones off one by one. Plus, what organ would win in a fight? Do you prefer Nerf or squirt guns? Do you stick your head in your pillow case when you sleep or is that just a Pat thing? Come on baby, do the twist and smash! LIVE!

Grab your sunlight-infused bomb and meet us at Fort Clotz for our 100th episode of LIVE! The Boiz are finally presenting their movie pitches for “Blood Heist.” Nate thinks he has finally found a get-rich-quick scheme that works and all he needs is 90,000 dead cows a day. Pat introduces us to a sassy ghoul named Donna and a vampire crossbow expert named Bo. Matt takes a drive down memory lane in a giant ice cream truck through a deadly hurrycane. Plus, they’ve saved the worst impression for this special 100th episode celebration and you don’t want to miss it. Time + Not Funny Stuff = Comedy and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your little weenies and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE! This week, we are taking the time to appreciate the little things in life. The Nate York Times calls Nate’s draft pretty funny. Pat can’t get his cat to stop meowing. Matt doesn’t want kids because he’ll spend too much time tabulating their stats. Plus, is there a bop surplus? Is it better to be warmed when cool or cooled when warm? Why does Nate’s kid terrify Pat? Every sip is your first sip since your last sip. Take your first sip with us as it all happens LIVE!

Grab your finger condom and meet us in Marvin Gardens for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz go around the board and draft rejected Monopoly game themes. Nate accidentally picks a theme that actually exists. Matt has a $760,000 NFT on his laptop. Plus, do one-hit wonder bands remember the lyrics to all their other old songs? Is Presidents Monopoly just Man-opoly in disguise? And who is the Lord of Garbage? Do not pass go, do not collect $200 from the tooth fairy. But do listen because it’s all happening LIVE!